What. The. Hell.

Okay, this is just ridiculous. You invite me to a roleplaying site, fine. It claims to be very high-quality, cool. I was pretty pleased with this whole arrangement, then I noticed something.

a serious community
for all types of role-plays

WHAT IN THE BEJEEBERS IS THIS BULLSHIT?

I demand that this atrocity be addressed. To reflect my appearance here at your adequate-but-sadly-lacking-in-quantities-of-myself website, this message should be changed to something more appropriate. I suggest "a goofy community for all kinds of naughty jokes" or "FOG - we don't wipe (after eating)" or even "could someone please help me find my underwear? I lost it over in the romance forum..."

Now that that's settled, I rather like this place. It's very dark, I can barely read some of the text in the menus, and all-in-all it sort of radiates an aura of "what if Edward Cullen was a website designer?" You have ninja smilies, which is cool, and pirate smilies, which sucks. I could get comfy here, I suppose. This cushy throne will do nicely. You, get me some coffee. You, get me an alcoholic beverage. No, I don't know which one I'm really going to drink. You, get me a deep-fried mars bar, and you, bring me a TV and set it to something good, preferably with half-dressed girls wielding laser guns. Finally, you--yeah, the scrawny one over there on the right--you come over here and kneel down. I need your back to use as a footstool.

Seriously, I could use some grapes or a half-nekkid girl fanning me with a giant palm leaf or something. Hop to it, mortals.

Hi..? Would you care to explain yourself a little more clearly please? If you have any suggestions for the message board, please PM me personally or bring them up in the appropriate forum.

Don't worry, I put my tongue so far in my cheek that it got stuck there. In fact, I think it's making me speak with a lisp now. Example: "I phut my thongue tho far in my cheek it got thtuck there."

I was kidding. ^_^ Thanks for inviting me.

EDIT: Also, you have AWESOME question marks here. ? = badass.

Lol I figured. Well, thanks for, uh, upping our adequateness with your presence now. ^_~

Haha! They are curly, aren't they? (I <3 Century Gothic - a very modern font. )

Yeah... I had no idea what to say to this introduction. At first I thought perhaps we had acquired our first real flamer, but the more I read, the more I thought you must have been joking, but I wasn't entirely certain because reading what someone types isn't the same as listening to them speak because you can't discern the inflection in their voices.

Welcome to FoG!

Flamer? I'm not a flamer! You shut your mouth! Your socks smell funny! You're a Nazi (lol, misuse of Godwin's Law)! Nah, I only flame flamers. Whenever I run into one, I have to go turn the computer off for a minute and do something relaxing so I don't go into a foaming-at-the mouth frenzy. It's actually really funny!

Ha ha, don't sweat it. I've been described as an "acquired taste" before, and that was by a friend of mine! The rest of you relatively sane people have every excuse to give me strange looks. Again, thanks for inviting me.

Now seriously, where's that mars bar?

LOL love the intro, thanks for the boarder line levity
Enjoy the FOG. Welcome, and no I will not bring you a mars bar

See you around the boards

Enjoy FOG!

Don't worry; there's nothing remotely sane about me. I'm a crime writer, AND an editor, AND a teacher, AND a roleplayer, AND here. Therefore I cannot possibly be sane.

So...anyways...I'm both confused and filled with visions of awesome from your first post. I admire that...for some odd reason.

Anywho, welcome to FoG, Fluffy! Can't wait to see you around the boards.

Oh. Hi.

See you around, buddy.

Ylanne Abdul Saleeb wrote:Don't worry; there's nothing remotely sane about me. I'm a crime writer, AND an editor, AND a teacher, AND a roleplayer, AND here. Therefore I cannot possibly be sane.

Yeah, well, I'm seventeen. Beat that.

Hey, Deddy. Smell you later, and enjoy the summer.

I have a feeling you are going to be keeping everyone on their toes, Mr.

I see I'm going to have to keep an eye on this one.

Welcome to FOG. Be sure to read the rules and familiarize yourself with some of the members, which I see you've already begun....

I look forward to seeing you around.

This guy is hilarious!

Welcome aboard Mighty Fluffball! I love your up-beat and sarcastic, yet friendly, personality and sense of humour! As I was reading your introduction thread I could almost hear Johnny Bravo coming through there!

Enjoy yourself here at FOG!

Yeah, because Johnny Bravo totally uses the word "bullshit" all the time. Naw, what I should have done is start hitting on every girl here.

*gets beat up*

"She wants me."

I was, of course, referring to the vanity of this phrase, 'To reflect my appearance here at your adequate-but-sadly-lacking-in-quantities-of-myself website'

I love you. Seriously.