The 'Would You Rather' Game

Speak like a pirate for sure. ^^_^^

Would you rather be constantly horny for the rest of your life or never be horny at all?

Hm I'll go with constantly.

Would you rather work an early morning shift or a late night shift?

Early morning shift. I've done both, and I've found that working an early morning shift gives me an entire day to play on the computer. Usually I don't wake up for a night shift until a few hours before I'm supposed to be there.

Would you rather right on the back of a unicorn or a giant phoenix?

Phoenix, and look badass doing it!

Would you rather end world hunger or find a universal cure to all diseases that are harmful to humans?

The latter. We have simple solutions to ending world hunger that we're just not taking.

Would you rather go without taste or smell?

I'd rather go without taste, even though I think taste relies heavily on smell. That way I could eat healthy and not have to worry about the flavor of the food. XD

Would you rather have superhuman agility or strength?

Well, seein' as how I'm dead and all that rubbish, I'm guessin' I wouldn't have use for either, really. Howevah, I do believe that the ladies tend to flock to the stronger blokes, so why don't you jus' go ahead an' call me Super Charlie an' gimme the strength!

Now here's one that's sure to baffle ya: Crisps or chips? No, I'm not gonna specify what's what, either! You Americans need to learn your own bloody language, an' I'm gonna help!

Chips! It flows better than the pluralized 'crisp'. That whole "sps" ending is just awkward to pronounce compared to the 'ips' ending.

In keeping with that theme: color or colour?

So far, Charlie and Loki are in the wrong thread. This isn't the "This or That" thread, it's the "Would You Rather" thread. Failures.

I would rather spell it as colour because I think it looks better. Just like I prefer to spell it grey rather than gray.

Would you rather lose a finger or a toe?

I blame Charlie, he's the one that confused me.

I'd rather lose a toe, fingers are more useful.

Would you rather get sand in your eye or get a splinter under your fingernail?

Sand in eye! Sand in eye!

I had my fingernails ripped off when I was a kid, so anything under the fingernail now gives me the creeps...I was shivering just reading the post lol.

Would you rather have your arm blown off in a chem lab or a war zone?

Um... A war zone. I would have a better story to tell than, "Yeah... I got... locked in this room, and... I was too stupid to remember it was time for it to auto-lock."

Would you rather be attacked by a vicious feline or a vicious dog?

vicious feline. It sounds cooler, and plus I'd get to be up close and personal with those beautiful creatures XD

Would you rather be on a failing airplane or on one of two trains crashing into each other?

Falling Airplane, at least that way the end will come quick. That and if you close your eyes and raise your hands, it'll be like a roller coaster!

If you were forced to stick your hand in a box that had something inside, would you rather the box be clear so you can see what it was or have it be opaque so you didn't have to know?

Clear. Then I could carefully avoid anything dangerous. Also, I've always hated not knowing.

Would you rather eat a booger or a bull testicle?

A booger...
Would you rather be a contestant on dancing with the stars or american idol?

Well... I probably have a better shot on American Idol, but I'm going to choose Dancing With the Stars because it would be more fun.

Would you rather be forced to read a book that was one thousand pages long with small print that actually turned out to be okay, or a one hundred page book that sucked?

One thousand pages, at least it would be mildly entertaining. I've done plenty of high school book reports to know just how sucky the latter could be.

Would you rather be kicked by Chuck Norris or punched by Bruce Lee?

Kicked by Chuck Norris. Have you seen Bruce Lee's punch? Namely the one inch punch? I mean seriously....one inch?! And then you go flying back! Fuck that!

Would you rather get lost in the desert or in the arctic?

The desert. I can handle the heat, but I'd freeze in a day in the arctic

Would you rather go to disneyland or magic mountain?

>.>

Disneyland. =3

Would you rather die by burning in flames or by drowing in water?

Drowning in water. Considering how many fish I've eaten, it's only fair to return the favor. I WOULD roast myself, but I've never eaten cannibals so... yeah, I owe em' nothin'.

Would you rather have a headache or a stomach ache?

Um... I would rather have a headache. I get headaches so often that I can still function with them. Once they turn to migraines, I become queasy anyway, but I can't function very well with even a minor stomach ache.

Would you rather be forced to speak in similes or haikus for the rest of your life?

Haikus just because I really like the style.

Would you rather run into a brick wall or a pole?

Pole, they tend to be smooth compared to brick, which would surely add road rash to the equation.

Would you rather be able to fly or to be able to breath and see clearly under water no matter the depth?

I would rather be able to breathe and see clearly underwater. I've always wanted those abilities.

Would you rather accidentally fly into a plane or be eaten by a shark ((given you had the abilities Loki mentioned))?

Fly into a plane. The fraction of a second before I went splat on the windshield of the cockpit would be made priceless by seeing the variety of expressions on the pilot and co-pilot's faces.

Would you rather be weathy and have no free time or be poor and have all the free time you could ever ask for?

Um... I am poor... and I have more free time than that for which I could ever ask... It would be interesting to try the former scenario for a bit.

Would you rather openly be a stalker or a flasher?

Flasher, for similar reasons as stated in my previous post. It's all about the shock value.

Would you rather get arrested for public intoxication or indecent exposure?

I don't drink, so indecent exposure it is...

Would you rather steal a car or have your car stolen?