The 'Would You Rather' Game

Car stolen. Insurance will cover the damages and I would get a new one.

Would you rather box or wrestle?

wrestle for sure. It's so much fun! even if I lose

Would you rather ride a waterhorse or a unicorn? o.O

OMG! This is hard!!! ^;_;^ Um... A unicorn... Although I love the water, I have to go with a unicorn because they're more of a myth in my mind than waterhorses for some reason...

Would you rather have sharp claws or sharp teeth?

Sharp claws. There are just some people out there that you really don't want to bite when fighting...

Would you rather be allergic to grass and pollen or pet dander?

I'm... allergic to all of those... So... Um... If I could take one of those allergies away, it would be pet dander because I don't like that my poor widdle kitty can't always sit in my lap when he wants because he makes me sneeze.

Would you rather be rich or famous without riches?

Revival, ftw!!! =D

I would rather be rich. Famous...eh, I can do without that.

Would you rather eat apples or bananas? (Think carefully, now. The answer could change your life...FOREVER!!!)

Apples...?

Would you rather eat a frozen poop popsicle or a frozen puke popsicle. (the poop and the puke doesn't belong to you, lol!)

Puke one I guess, seeing as I would puke to begin with as soon as I even tried that. Might as well start with what I am going to end up doing.

Would you rather walk across hot coals or Watch an episode of the View.

I'd rather watch an episode of the View. I don't like burns... I'd rather be sliced open with a knife or something than suffer burns.

Would you rather wax your eyebrows or tweeze your nose hairs?

I've done both actually...don't ask...But if I had to choose I would say wax the eyebrows merely cause it is over faster.

Would you rather Jump out of a plane after your chute or Eat jellyfish?

Jump out of the plane. At best, I get a story that would impress James Bond. At worst, I die an epic death that would be looked upon as one of the ballsiest moves of all time. Plus eating a jellyfish is just stupid.

Would you rather get a vaccine in the arm or in the butt if the needle was approximately the size of a No. 2 pencil?

The arm. I like to watch when they put needles in me. I suppose that controlling my fear and expression of pain was the only way I felt I could one-up the nurse

Would you rather fight off a lion with a spear or 3 hyenas with a knife?

Lion with a spear. It's easier to concentrate when you only have one opponent.


If a cliché supervillain offers you a cliché choice between your love interest and a bunch of people, would you rather choose and save one for sure, or try to save both with a 50% chance of losing everyone?

One lion with a spear... Oh. You got to it first. I would try and save everyone.

Would you rather be attacked by a swarm of bees or a pack of wolves?

You guys posted at the same time, so I'll answer both.

To Kalon:
I would probably try and save everyone.

To Bird of Hermes:
Pack of wolves. I despise bees....

Would you rather lose your computer or your camera?

My camera. I'm a computer addict, and it's cheaper to buy a new camera than to buy a new computer.

Would you rather go into debt by going to college in the career of your choice on your own money without government aid, or would you rather get a full ride of the government's choice?

I'd rather choose my own career.

Would you rather move in with sig. other first, then marry, or get married first and then move in together?

I would much rather move in before getting married. That way, I would know how well we can get along before we make the bigger commitment. It would be terrible to get married only to realize that you can't successfully live with your lover.

Would you rather eat cardboard or chew aluminum foil?

ick. I guess eat cardboard...I don't need to be a metalmouth again.

Would you rather be stuck outside, with no umbrella, in the rain, or the hot sun?

Rain.

Being stuck in a dessert or out at sea?

Out at sea. At least you get to lay back in a raft and relax if possible rather than wandering aimlessly with a ton of sand in your shoe.

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Sorry, I was looking at Hermes' post and it threw me off.

Would you rather write a one page paper in pen or a five page paper in pencil?

This is the "would you rather" game, not the this-or-that game. You should revise your question.

I would sooo rather write a one page paper in pen. I mean, just because I can't erase doesn't mean I can't get a new sheet of paper if I make mistakes. ^^_^^

Would you rather bite the head off a chicken or lie in manure?

lie in manure. I'm a mom, poop doesn't scare me.

Would you rather buy a super well behaved puppy from a store for $800 or save a not so well behaved puppy from the pound for free?

Well, I would buy the not-so-behaved puppy from the pound. First of all, I don't support pet shops because they get their animals from mills. Second, puppies can be trained to be good, and I would be saving that pup from uthenization! Plus... That's $800 that I can use to really take care of the pound pup.


Would you rather be scratched repeatedly by a kitten or bitten by a non poisonous spider?

scratched repeatedly by a kitten. It's part of the job as a cat owner, lol. I once owned a tarantula and it bit me, I was not a huge fan after that.

And I'm so happy you saved the puppy from the pound (hypothetically, at least )

Would you rather dye your hair pink or shave your head?

Dye it pink, for sure. That could be fun for a little while.

Would you rather be a guest on Oprah or the Ellen DeGeneres show?

Can I choose to commit suicide instead, it would be much more pleasant.....I guess Oprah because I might at least be on for only a couple of minutes.

Would you rather attended a traditional Chinese wedding or a Video Game Convention in Japan with that rarest of animals, the hot video gaming girl who is actually good at said games.

Not at all one-sided, is it? Video Game Convention for all those reasons and then some.

Would you rather have to outrun a cheetah or out wrestle a bear?

Wrestle a bear.

Would you rather go back in time and meet Woodrow Wilson or Richard Nixon?