Things To Do Before You Die

Didn't we talk about this on another thread? XD

*facepalm*
Oh gawd guys. Don't tell me you actually believe that.

I don't...not really...ok maybe sorta.

That trailer is just too freakin'...real looking.

Yes, we talked about it in the thread I made specifically for that purpose.

Oh gosh... I'm actually extremely open with people about my sexcapades, but I would probably be more reserved if I had a bigger number of people with whom I'd "slept."

That reminds me of another thing I want to add to my bucket list:

Have sex without vag pain... I don't know what's wrong with my vag, but it hurts every single time. It really sucks. ._.

XD
I'm pretty open too, but being younger than you all it just seems so terribly inappropriate.

Here's one, go to Canada and cosplay with Dio as Ophelia and Thornax. Kana would be Demonia, our demon love child.*Total inside joke right there*

One thing that I've always wanted to do is acting.

-Inerio's mention of the name Ophelia triggered this-

I love plays! I loved reading them with attitude and expression in school. But I was in band and had very little time for drama - they always seemed to have their practices when we had ours.

I mean I have such an imagination to how the character's could play out and it's something I truly love but I've never really spoken in front of crowd before. Well that's a lie I did a poetry slam and was actually commended afterward for expressing such emotion...but other than that....

It's one thing I'd really love to do before I die. Probably at the top of my list.

This is the poem I did by the way, probably one of my most favorite's. I don't know why but I always feel like I was born in the wrong era. I would love to have gone to war! I have this inner..fire I suppose is the word...that I stand up for what I believe no matter the cost. I have a voice and while some may be deterred by the idea of me using it I love to use it. I love a good ol' fight for the cause.

Anyway here's the poem:

"Let America Be America Again." By Langston Hughes

Wars...heh It seems to be in my families nature to be like you Sigh. Almost all the males in my family have joined the service. I was going to in fact. Till my uncle smacked me behind the head and told me to go to college because I had the best grades that anyone in my family has ever had. lol

BTW Langston Hughes, one of the BEST poets of all time!

Eep I agree!

And I would have joined the service save for the fact that they have this abnormally strict policy against anyone joining who in fact has asthma. I was like 'WTF? So what if I need to stop every once in while and take a puff or two of my abuterol!' Bastards.



Instead I'm getting my degree in teaching - English, specifically High School. That's when things really matter.

@ Kaito - You and me both, man. Threesome = AWESOME. Might happen over the summer but...eh...more than likely won't.

@ Inerio - I WANT TO WORK FOR MARVEL TOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! All of the comic book companies have this deal now, though, where you have to have written a book, movie or another comic to even THINK about getting in. I hate it!! I'd even take to writing for one of the smaller companies, but they're the same freaking way!!! Boo on Top Cow! Boo on Image! Boo on Dark Horse! I wanna write a comic!!!

@ Kathryn - It always seems like I'm hearing about your sexual organs lol. Can't even be in the Chat Room with you without hearing about certain things...falling out...ugh...*shudder shudder* What an image XD

- Write a NOVEL
- Finish an RP
- SKYDIVE
- Become a FATHER
- Get married to the LOVE of my LIFE
- Be the BEST MAN at my BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING
- Be "Uncle Brotha D" because my BEST FRIEND becomes a FATHER
- I just wanna be HAPPY

Okay, aside from my uterus technically being sexual organ... there is nothing sexy about it falling out- or leaking out, rather. ^o_~^ It's decided it likes to be just where it is for the rest of the month...

But vag pain is a totally different subject. There's nothing bloody about it.

OH! OH!

I want to add to the list:

-Never get pregnant- and most especially never have children.

That is actually quite an accomplishment considering how fertile both of my parents are. ._.

You never want to have children? That's.. sad.

I mean it's the greatest and most invaluable thing you can leave behind in this world. I don't think about kids in the near future, but I definitely want to have some at some point.

I also don't want children - but I do want lots of dogs and ratties

I do, however, have a list of stuff to do before I die (I actually have a book: 101 things to do before kicking the bucket)

-build an igloo
-catch a fish
-eat said fish
-paintball
-jump out of plane (when I get over my fear of flying and high places)

Those are a few of them

PAINTBALL!!! Good times....good times. Except that concussion, but damn it I still played the rest of the day! XD

I haven't tried Paintball yet - mostly because of the bruise horror stories (I bruise easily too >.>)

Oh! I wanna paint ball too!
I've built an igloo with my dad, which was one hell of a time. I've also caught and ate my own fish. It was damn good too, a flounder.

I'd like to have kids, but not till waaaaaay later in life. I'd like to be a relatively young mom, but I also don't want maladjusted children.

Gunneh-I know right!? DX Damn comics! I'll just write a book about menstrual cycles or something and be like "LOOK! IT HAS BLOOD AND VIOLENCE IN IT!"

oooo - That is a good idea. Getting 1 of my Cartoons published in a local paper would also be awesome (Although I doubt people would like my gum-drop style )

If you go out to a paintball field with just some shirt and shorts then yeah..heh..fuck yeah you're going to get fucked up. But really if you have the right gear you'll come out....kinda touched. I got the concussion from a freak accident. Plus the guy was a hell of a shot and it just so happen to miss the mask and get me on the top of my head.

Here's another few I was thinking about. This one includes food
-Eat the following
Escargot
Caviar
Dried Pigs Blood
Pig's Knuckles
Frog Legs

They're all a bit fancy and odd(except for maybe frog's legs) however I've always been curious as to how they taste.

You should add "Black Pudding" to that list Inerio It is the best bit of a fully cooked English breakfast

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_sausage

XD
I was just looking at that! Have you ever eaten it? What does it taste like?

OMG! Its amazing. I would love to find some in CA. Cooked breakfast isn't the same without it.

At first I was a little disgusted by the idea of blood in a sausage but actually its really good. It has a weird texture, with fat lumps and squishy hard jelly feel, but its very rich and tastes very meaty with a buttery after-taste (depending on how its been cooked)

: D That sounds awsome. I'm sure you could find it if you run an internet search. The internet seems to help me find everything. Granted, you may have to run two towns or cities over to find it.

Hehe - yeah Would love to find some of that and marmite

Just need to persuade hubby to try the Pudding. He would love it but the idea still turns him off.

Kaito wrote:You never want to have children? That's.. sad.

I mean it's the greatest and most invaluable thing you can leave behind in this world. I don't think about kids in the near future, but I definitely want to have some at some point.

If you had the genetics I carry, you would feel differently. Also, I would be a horrible mother on top of all the mental dysfunctions the child(ren) would most likely have. It's a really bad mixture. The bright side of all the craziness and fucked-up parenting is that I have a very rich family history that is incredibly interesting and unconventional. ^^_^^;;

I would also like to say that overpopulation of the humanoid species is a pretty big problem. I'm fairly certain that my adding to the numbers would not be such a wonderful gift to leave behind.

Now, writing a wonderful work of literature that transcends the eras and the language barriers the way that people like Shakespeare and Tolkien and others have done would be one of the greatest and most invaluable things to leave behind when I am gone. You can never have too many good works of literature.

I've had frog legs. They taste similar to chicken, but they have this weird, unpleasant aftertaste.

Also, ew... Blood sausage... That worse than just plain sausage, and ew... Plus, all of that gooey, chewy texture would make me gag. I'm very texture sensitive when it comes to food.

Hehe. Kathryn The flavor makes up for the interesting texture.

Also, I hear you on the "Over-populated World" thing. Octo-Mom had my kids.

No point adding to that over-population. Besides who would really want to bring a baby in to today's World? Its a dangerous place out there. I wouldn't want my Angels to have to live in a place like this.

xD *shudders at Octo-Mom* Still can't believe that girl is getting her own show now...

Kids aren't always for everyone. But who knows? People who may not wants kids today could always wind up wanting kids tomorrow. I speak from experience, having once very firmly not ever wanted to be a mom, and now today eagerly looking forward to the day.

Are you guys serious? This time to be dangerous? Oh boy you should've lived in the middle age
Or the civil war, for you guys over there... world war 1, 2... etc etc.
Us germans havn't been to war for like... 60 years. That's a new record for you!
(And honestly, we most probably won't do so in the near future, either)

Crime is not THAT common, either (at least I've never been, and no one I know has been, a victim in a serious crime.)

The only thing I do think about is recession.. inflation.. modern police states with cameras, chips, etc.

But what the hell? It all isn't so bad that you'd think it's undeserving for a human?! If they'd be starving, okay, I'd think it over, but like this?



From a human standpoint though, I can understand that it might freak you women out to have a baby grown in your belly and whip it out someday... I don't even want to imagine it.

Things I want to accomplish before I die... Hmm...

1. Finish my book series that I'm writing with a friend! We've been working on it for six years come November, and we're nowhere near finished... But we're still going strong, and I really, really, really want to get the books published one day.
2. After publishing the books, turn them into movies. Even if I have to film them myself.
3. Be on the camera crew for Survivor.
4. 'Test run' the challenges on Survivor.
5. Train a dog and run it in an agility competition. (This has been a dream since I was a little kid, but when we finally got a dog, she was a breed that's ineligible to run. But one day!)
6. Run a sled dog team. Not professionally, but just once, I want to ride those sleds. I missed my chance when I went to Alaska because it was completely booked. ;-;
7. Learn to speak Italian fluently. I took Italian for four years, but I'm not even close to being fluent, and since it's been three years since I took it, I'm slowly losing what I learned.

Ugh. I know what you mean, Lara. I took Spanish for four years, and I can hardly even form a sentence when I speak. It's much easier to write it than to speak it, but I don't think a person is fluent unless they can have a conversation in a language.

.Get rid of my acne.
.Keep my eczema at bay.
.Grow my hair until it reaches the top-most point of my bum-crack ((any further is too much)).

Would like to learn how to belly dance ... hehehe