Post a lie about the user above you!

(Ouch Silvone.)

^ gets hard every time anyone posts anywhere on FOG.

^ Also gets hard even though she's a she.

^ Hates FoG.

^ hates that anyone loves FOG.

^ Started this thread.

^ is secretly planning to overthrow FOG's current leadership and change the website to one dedicated to ponies.

^ Has discovered my FoG domination plan!

^ Is made of pure evil for even concocting such a plan.

^ is too pure for his own good.

^ thinks I am 'pure'.

^ is actually a zombie.

^hates animals.

^ is a squirrel

^stuffs acorns in his mouth and buries them obsessively under trees like a squirrel

^ digs up Dax's acorns and eats them.

^ will do anything to get said acorns and fruits.

^ is the king of tech savvyness.

^ is just as savvy as I am. >.>

^ Has a teddy bear fetish.

^ Eats stuffed animals because he can't buy food

^ uses teddy bears (the really cute, fuzzy kind) as his evil darklord minions

^ has fallen low enough to become one of said fuzzy minions.

^ Eats said fuzzy minions with ketchup.

^ Uses said minions covered in ketchup to commit petty theft from adult video stores.

^ owns and adult video store.

^ Has the frequent buyer's discount card to said adult video store.

^ He remembers me, even though my name has changed. >

^ has never changed name.

^ has multiple personality disorder and has a separate name, ID, and Social Security number for each of his six alter egos

(In other news, 1200 posts!!!)

^ Has 1000 posts consisting of a single word- spam