Post a lie about the user above you!

^ posts incessant rabble.

^ Is actually part of a top secret government organization bent on brainwashing kids through subliminal messaging. And once said kids are brainwashed they will bug their parents to accept new and outrageous taxes so the Bloc Quebecois can install golden toilets all over Quebec. That is right ladies and gentlemen, Dax is part of the Bloc. Be afraid very afraid...........

^ plans to steal all those golden toilets (before anyone uses them, mind you...), melt them down into bars of pure gold, and retire to Hawaii to live the life of luxury

(LOL Hisoka, good one xD)

^ knows that a Canadian (especially one who lives in BC) will never move to Hawaii. Silly americans.

^ Is really unaware of my weakness for pretty faces and that Hawaii has pretty girls walking around in bikini's in mid January. (I dare any Canadian chick to do the same without suffering hypothermia and or frostbite)

^ forgets that we are immune to frostbite, hypothermia or any cold-related disease.

^ Is really an American.

^ really wants to be Canadian.

^ Is actually the illegitimate son of James Earl Brown and IHOP waitress.

^ eats at IHOP every day and night.

^ Thinks a grape and a glass of water is overeating.

^ is allergic to air

^ Is actually a Satanist posing as a priest in a subtle attempt to convert all the faithful so that his Dark Lord might walk this plane.

^ is one of his faithful deciples.

^ Is according to the universal law of the internet a man. A overweight middle aged man posing as 18 year old girl. So speak the gods of the internet.

^ is an 15 year old girl.

^ Is actually an Irishman.

^ is related to a kangaroo

(I have no idea where that came from, by the way...)

^ genetically manufactured the kangaroo

^ Married the kangaroo in a private ceremony in Las Vegas in a drunken stupor. Then killed the kangaroo and ate it, serving a cheap white to wash it down. Then vomited all over someone's shoe. And last but least betted against black in a game of roulette.

^ was creeping on the whole affair with a big pair of pink binoculars.

^ is a Koala Bear.

^ Is actually a cheerleader for the Globetrotters.

^ is a cute little fuzzy kitty that loves catnip and playing with big balls of yarn

^ Has discovered my true identity....meow....

^ only tells the truth

(Dawwwwww...I wanna pet the kitty *huggles*)

^ gives mice minions to Hisoka the Kitty so he can carry out a dastardly plot to subjugate the entire world to the rule of cute little kitties

^ secretly hopes that the plan succeeds so she can forever pet the kitties.

^ Is a member of the anti-cute kitty organization.

^ is not really from Canada.