Post a lie about the user above you!

^ is an armour hater.

^ Is an ant eater.

^ eats ants' aunts. No really, 'e figures out the ants' genyollugy and picks out the ants' aunts and dips 'em in chocklut and eats 'em!

'Cept an ant's aunt isn't really the ant's aunt, cos ants doesn't have aunts at awll. So an ant's aunt isn't their neighbor colony's queen, it's more lok a previous batch-mate. Told me awll about it 'e did. He c'n tell.

I diddun't eat the ants' aunts with 'im! I cawn't, cos I'm a gewst.

...chocklut...

^ has considered possessing an anteater for the day just so he could eat ants

^ has obvusly possessed anteaters befohr. Probally eats 'em, too, wot? Eats their souls. Or nibbles on 'em for a bit, leastways. Roight?

Wait, no, she really and welly and truly very doesn't nibble. Not at awll. Not even a li''le. Never evah nibble, hasn't a chawnce. No. She burns the anteaters' souls up from the insoide! After possessin' 'em. Roight. And she force feeds 'em crickets and grass'oppers.

^ Uses his ghostly powers to spy on women(and sometimes men) getting undressed.

^ is one of said women and enjoys the attention.

^ is one of said men and also enjoys the attention

^ is original.

(Ouch...)

^ pretends to be all kind and priestly, especially to small children, but that's just a front. In reality, he enjoys smiting children with his evil unicorn minions who shoot lasers from their horns and rampage en masse down city streets to further propagate his reign of terror.

^ is so addicted to Robot Unicorn Attack (a game) that she sings the signature song in her sleep.

"Always, wanna I be with you! And make believe with you! And live in harmony, harmony oh love!"

^ is just trying to cover up her true identity, which is that she is in fact one of said unicorns that I in my priesty-ness unleash upon the good children of the universe. However she has no idea that I plan to promote her from the rank of uni-terror to the priestigeous rank of flower-garden-ruiner. She will now be able to augment her control capacity from 9348539045 uniorns, to 999999999999999999999 trillion unicorns. She is still upset by the small amount of unicorns that represents.

^ has got a pet hamstah wif a unicorn 'orn stickin' ou' of 'is fore'ead.

^ has got a pet ghost unicorn with a ghost hamster sticking out of his head instead of a horn.

^Is actually a ghost unicorn with a ghost hamster sticking out of her head.

^ is just a hamster.

^ ated up the poor li''w hamstah.

^ Drinks orange juice.

^ drinks orange juice.... with pulp.

*shiver*

*drinks lemonade...without any sugar...

^ hates writing

^ Is the dark lord.

^ Is a priesty priesting priest who preists. In bed.

(OH SNAP! xD)

^ Never takes off that big blue suit of armor and never showers to prevent rust.

^ secretly wants his own smelly armor.

^ secretly owns smelly armor

^ Smells the smelly smell of the smelly armor.

^ uses the perfume: The Smelly Armor.

^ Is currently writing her post for Exiled Savior: The Udapak Child.

(LOL)

^ likes to pressure people into posting.