Post a lie about the user above you!

^ goes to his 5 year old neighbor's birthday parties even though he isn't invited. He wants to wear silly paper hats, that's why.

^ crashes little kids' pool parties while wearing a chicken suit and making balloon animals

^ is a balloon.

^ is a balloon seller.

^ eats balloons

^ eats and likes haggus

^ is in fact made of hagus

^ invented haggis

^ killed the last dragon.

Is MacArthur.

^ Is a wolf.

^ is a vampire.

^ Is a vampire's bat.

^ is a vampire trapped in bat form

^ is a book.

^ eats books cos she needs cellyoolose in her doiyit. It's cos of eatin' too much chicken. The woodstuff init makes the poltry fresh, and the bits of ink helps with the dijestion. Goode for the gums, too. I seen her at the loibrury eatin' the books wot's got gold letters on it, cos of it cancels out the yellow numbah foive wot's in awll the chicken bars. Apparuntly, when ye eats 'em, books go 'crunch.' Fancy that!

^knows all this because he eats ghost books to help with the digestion of eating too many ghost chickens

^ Is a ghost chicken and should be wary of Charlie.

^ should be wary of the wrath of PsychoChicken.

^ is PsychoChicken

^ Controls PsychoChicken

^ Is PsychoChicken's breakfast.

^ prepares PsychoChicken's food.

^ Is prepared in PsychoChicken's food.

^ is PsychoChicken's personal manservant

^ Is a real dragon. The only problem is that she breathes bubbles!

^ Despises little children.

^ despises puppies, especially the cute floppy-eared kind

^ is a wolf hater and wants them all shot and killed.

^ Is a dagger hater