Hullo...

Hello, one and all.

I am 'Howler'.

*Looks at his cue cards.*

I...I am 18 and from the UK.

*Glances down at the cards once more, this time sweating profusely.*

Creative Writing is a hobby of mine, but in the last year has faded out and my writing suffered as a result. So as a result I sought out a new place. FOG was one I came across and I became instantly interested...

*Carefully feeds the cards away into a nearby shredder, kicking it as it consumes the paper.*

Ahem. There. Anyways, I am looking very much forward to roleplaying and writing alongside you all. Chances are that I will only create and GM a game or join one due to the high onset of work in my final year of school.

You see, I am in the IB (International Baccalaureate)... and if anyone knows what it is, the closest description of the workload is getting hit by a slow moving train and thereafter being dragged along the metal tracks, gathering debris, cuts, bruises and broken limbs... I can go on.

Personally, current fiction fascinates me, so chances are I'd join an RP based on a recent novel/film etc.

Note: I hate zombies. Don't ask me why, but I whimper like a small girl when presented with them. Yes, I know they are fictional... Shut up.

Peace.

Howler

Howler wrote:
You see, I am in the IB (International Baccalaureate)... and if anyone knows what it is, the closest description of the workload is getting hit by a slow moving train and thereafter being dragged along the metal tracks, gathering debris, cuts, bruises and broken limbs... I can go on.

It sounds rigorous, from what I read of it. Does it dramatically increase your chances of getting in a University, then?

It does!

But I debate over whether it was worth throwing my psychological stability out the window...

Hi, Howler! I like your username. (It reminds me of the screaming letters from Harry Potter. XD)

I hope that FOG cannot only be a good outlet for you then, but also a way to invigorate your creative writing. :]

Wow, being an IB sounds rough.

I like you already, lol. Have a good time here!

Howler wrote:
Note: I hate zombies. Don't ask me why, but I whimper like a small girl when presented with them. Yes, I know they are fictional... Shut up.

Avoid me around Halloween, and all will be good.

Welcome to FOG!

::stares at you in a very unintelligent stereotypical American manner::
SAY SOMETHING TO ME IN BRITTISH! D<
.....Yeah, I'm not that stupid. Welcome to FOG, we do have a few zombies wandering around. Don't worry. I'll protect you.

Crap! Someone else did a cue card gag! Now I look like a hack!

Bad Howler. No personalized introduction for you! You made me look bad! Bad Howler bad!

*walks away*

Err... Aww, I could never stay mad at you, person I just met. Cooommee errrr... Gimme a hug. Oh yeah, that is. Yeah, you like your pets don't you. Oh yes you do! Oh yess you do! Oh yeah. Oh oh oh... lower, oh yeah, that's it lower I-

Uh. Welcome to the boards.

Note: I hate zombies. Don't ask me why, but I whimper like a small girl when presented with them. Yes, I know they are fictional... Shut up.

And I thought I was the only one EVER, who just didn't like zombies, or zombie RP... That is somehow very cool and very comforting all at once. hehe

Welcome to FOG, Howler, and it's wonderful to have you. Hope your work load lightens up just a LITTLE bit, to at least the point where you may be dragged under the proverbial train, but not necessarily to your death - perhaps simply to permanent mutilation or the like.

Don't worry, Howler. I actually can't stand the thought of zombies / zombie related roleplays. I avoid the topic like the plague.

I was somewhat excited when I saw your name. I once created a creature by the same name for a RPG-type site I'm an admin of. ^ ^;; But I know you're probably nothing like it.

Welcome to FOG!

Your all weird as hell, ZOMBIE Role-Plays are the best in the world!!!!!!!!!!!

You all will fall under my army of ZOMBIES!!!!!!

Also welcome to FOG, im the local Wiz kid named CYB3RPUNK.

Hey Howler, welcome to FOG. Yes, I barely have any posts and I am greeting you, so?

Enjoy your stay here anyhow, despite how 'low' some people want you to go.

Thanks all for the kind welcomes. I appreciate that.

Cyber Punk - Don't worry, I do enjoy Zombie RPGs, but it's just that when playing them, the zombo-phobia conveyed is usually my own...

Diodri - I wasn't aware that that gag had been used already. Apologies.

*Hands Diodri the shredded remains of his cards, grinning.*

Ryona - Don't make me get a restraining order now...

*Shudders.*

Nah, I'm only kidding. But stay back, seriously.


Cor, I already feel like I'm at home. Thanks all once more!

Och, I missed a welcome!

Welcome to the FOG, Howler!!

And get yourself a nice laser sword for them zombies. ^_^
Avoid chainsaws or... axes. :medievalfight:

Howler wrote:Note: I hate zombies. Don't ask me why, but I whimper like a small girl when presented with them. Yes, I know they are fictional... Shut up.

Don't let your guard down because society views them as "fictional". Allow that innate fear to inspire you prepare for the inevitable ZDay; it is only a matter of time my friend. *nod*

OH, I ALMOST FORGOT

Dio & Abraham Lincoln, part 2

So, Abe Lincoln was dead, with his only surviving relationship being Dio. Now, you see, Dio was pretty heartbroken, but he had to put that behind him when time-traveling vikings showed up and threatened America. As the new president, Dio issued the orders to send out the royal navy, but the Vikings smashed them with axes.

Just as they were marching up onto DC, who should appear but Abe Lincoln?! "Abe? I thought you died!" Dio cried out cheerfully, embracing the president. "God decided to give me a second chance" The man replied simply, then took a shotgun from the future out of his hat. "Let's end this war" Dio stated simply too, pulling a shotgun from nowhere and rushing outside with Lincoln beside him.

"EAT LEAD VIKINGS" Dio cried out and instantly began to decimate the vikings, while Lincoln did the same. Soon enough, the two of them were surrounded by dead bodies, and feces from the dead bodies. "OH ABE, We did it!" Dio exclaimed, embracing the president in another hug, and then kissing him. Thereafter, Dio the Brave lived on at Lincoln's side as the first ever husband of the president of the United States.

FIN

What do you...uh, what do you think?

Loki wrote:

Howler wrote:Note: I hate zombies. Don't ask me why, but I whimper like a small girl when presented with them. Yes, I know they are fictional... Shut up.

Don't let your guard down because society views them as "fictional". Allow that innate fear to inspire you prepare for the inevitable ZDay; it is only a matter of time my friend. *nod*

You sir, know your stuff. We shall meet and fight the apocolypse together? Deal?

Ragter wrote:OH, I ALMOST FORGOT

Dio & Abraham Lincoln, part 2

So, Abe Lincoln was dead, with his only surviving relationship being Dio. Now, you see, Dio was pretty heartbroken, but he had to put that behind him when time-traveling vikings showed up and threatened America. As the new president, Dio issued the orders to send out the royal navy, but the Vikings smashed them with axes.

Just as they were marching up onto DC, who should appear but Abe Lincoln?! "Abe? I thought you died!" Dio cried out cheerfully, embracing the president. "God decided to give me a second chance" The man replied simply, then took a shotgun from the future out of his hat. "Let's end this war" Dio stated simply too, pulling a shotgun from nowhere and rushing outside with Lincoln beside him.

"EAT LEAD VIKINGS" Dio cried out and instantly began to decimate the vikings, while Lincoln did the same. Soon enough, the two of them were surrounded by dead bodies, and feces from the dead bodies. "OH ABE, We did it!" Dio exclaimed, embracing the president in another hug, and then kissing him. Thereafter, Dio the Brave lived on at Lincoln's side as the first ever husband of the president of the United States.

FIN

What do you...uh, what do you think?

*Sniff*

Beautiful.

*Goes down on both knees*

If only Dio were alive to see this...

Dio....Dio is dead? *sniff* I...I can't believe it.

*breaks down into tears*

*Respawn in 3... 2... 1...*

And we're back.

Yay! I love being in fan fiction. It's kinda weird that my online persona has a fan, but... I'll go with it.

XD lawl.

Dio, you're alive!

I hope you enjoyed my works of literature!

Welcome to FoG, Howler.

I'm certain this place will aid you in building your role play skills to what they once were if not something altogether better.

I also dislike zombies. I am more frightened of a zombie apocalypse than nuclear holocaust, actually. It's quite sad.

P.S. Do not... I repeate: DO NOT trust Inerio. In the event zombies attack, she will trip you and run away so they get you rather than her.

This is true about her, but it's quite brilliant when you think about it.

Inerio is actually a lovely person, don't believe what Kathryn says >>