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"My slushies brings all the boys to the boys to the yard."

And the people cried out with one voice and said, "Mountains, fall on us!" and "Hills of ice, cover us! lest the heavens fall down in wrath upon our heads!"

"And so... the knight too was drawn in the Book of Souls, and so too did he appear in the world, in all his unrealistic looking glory. And oh how the three-dimensional kids laughed and sang for their two-dimensional hero"

"Sh... She has no idea I'm about to give her a wet willy!"

"Have you ever been properly bitch-slapped by a snow goddess?"

"Am I also blond down where?"

*smiles sweetly* "I'll kill you!" *wink*

EDIT: Woops... someone beat me to it. Let me rephrase.

"The truth is out there... and I'll split everyone's ass in half until I find out."

"Zoolander ain't got s*** on me!!"

"Why helllooooo there "

"I have to lube up my fingers before I can make my puppet come alive."

"Is there a polar bear behind me?"

"To hell with spirit fingers!"

"Look at me, I'm so awesome that this is a Black and White Picture, but I'm brown!"

Pink Haired Girl: "My boobs make up for my lack of brains!"

Blue Haired Girl: *Sighs* "Can we please get on with the show...no one cares about your breasts."

Pink Haired Girl: "I like bubble gum and Tokyo pop and being all sexy like seductive! Tee-hee!"

Blue Haired Girl: "God you're stupid."

"
I see that you see that I see that you see that I see that you see that I see you like chocolate as much as I do... afterall we both rolled in it.... wait! WHY ARE YOU EATING MY ARM?! JUST BECAUSE IT'S MILK CHOCOLATE DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO EAT IT!"

*Several minutes later*

"Great... now I'm just a head set on his black table until he eats the rest of me..."

((O.O

Why do I picture Willy Wonka chowing down on me when I read that?

Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ))

"I'm blue da ba dee da ba die..."

Willy Wonka

(Two words: Johnny Depp XD))

Introducing the first ever bio luminescent human!

"Don't bother me, I'm in my happy place."

"I killed you already; you just haven't figured it out yet."

"Screw posing as a granny, why don't I just eat the little scarlet b****?"

"You WILL bow to my angst!"

*paws at the door*

"Full moon. Need to go out. NOW! Please?"

"Are these meteors or are they eyes? Either way, outlook: not good."

"LoooooookiiiiiiHEY! I can read backwards!" *squeee*

"Must. . . Find. . . Bathroom. . . Constipation. . . Killing me."

"This isn't just a mask. It's a sock stained with INK!"

"That's right, just keep looking at my face and pay no attention to the steam of icy water I'm about to slap you with. . ."

Inerio: "Now, doc, tell me: What do you see?"

Is it fair that I used a movie quote? XD

(I think so! I'm going to use one too. I think it fits well.)


"I'm a cleaner. ... No women, no kids. That's the rule."


(cleaner = hitman. I love that movie.)

((The Professional, right? That was an awesome movie!))
"I'm baaaaaaaaaack."
"Oh, not this again!"