Return of the king

Hey kids.

I'm back, and I'm still an adorable jackass. I think I'll stick around for a while, at least for the summer. All I ask is that no one even mentions Twilight. I do have a tendency to vanish inexplicably, but that's usually just when I've had enough interaction with other human beings for a bit. Sorry about that, it comes with the property.

I still like any setting, and prefer the more "high"-style genres, with something of a marked aversion to pure romance. My characters are still extremely forceful and overblown, and explosions still tend to follow in their wake, whether pyrotechnical, political, emotional, or anatomical. Boom, baby.

Twilight.
Twilight.
Twilight.


Welcome back, Fluff! With summer rolling around, fewer people will have school as a deterrent for role-playing. I guess your return is the first evidence of a new role-play season! xD

It'll be cool to get some fluff back into the swirly mists of the FOG.

Welcome back, Fluff.

I hope you had a good leave of absence.

Hey look! Fluffelupagus! XD

Welcome back hun!

Oh and as Kalon so bluntly stated:

Twilight.
Twilight.
Twilight.

And for all you dyslexic folk out there:

Thgiliwt. XD

You guys are awful!

Anyone who uses a Lord of the Rings reference as a thread title gets cool points from me!

Welcome back, Fluff! I remember you from when I first joined FOG. Hopefully real life will permit you to stay permanently!

And one more thing... *clears throat dramatically* ...TWIIIIILLLLIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!

Welcome back, Fluff!

I, for one, won't jump on the saying twilight band wagon that has started here, as I too share a dislike for twilight and all things that have to do with the twilight franchise.

HA HA HA HA HA I AM GOING TO DISEMBOWEL ALL OF YOU except for Shadow she's my new favorite

Welcome back, Fluff, but shouldn't this thread be in the Absence, Leave, and Return Notice sub-forum?

Also, it's really unfair of you to expect people to not mention something they may enjoy simply because you don't like it. There's always the ability to ignore the posts, after all.

However, I'm glad you're back, Fluffy-kins. :: pats ::

Yes it should be but that would have been too much work. Someone can move it if they really want to but that still sounds like a lot of work. All that clicking.

I don't consider people who like Twilight to actually be people. Sometimes I ride around in a truck with a shotgun and hunt them for fun, though. Also this is a forum for good writing. Stephanie Meyer belongs here about as much You Are The Demons.

-Randomly wanders into the thread-

TWILIGHT]

-Runs off suddenly-

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You probably need none of the above, but I just made that banner and I like it. Eh.

Welcome back!

I don't need it at all, but I like it so much that I don't care. Also yes this should be in a different subforum but I still don't care and I'm not a mod so I can't move it.