Post a lie about the user above you!

Is hate in manifested in human form.

^ Hates everything and everyone

^ Goes around throwing eggs on people in their sleep.

^ Beats up dragons for fun.

^ Feeds me.

Silvone, you misread the rules. You are supposed to lie about the person above you, not lie!

^has a beer belly

^Drowns orphans for fun.

^ Eats orphans for fun

^ Blows up buildings for fun

^ Is lying

^ is a warm and friendly politician in Emoria.

^ Clearly hates the color blue

^ is clearly opposed and apalled by everything that is, or has to do, with dragons.

^ drinks a lot and then in a drunken stupor runs people over in stolen cars.

So I am feeling a bit random. Deal with it.

^ Keeps pink elephants locked in a whine cellar, relentlessly feeding them water melons and cashews and singing them nursery rhymes, all while saving the world from crazy mutant, zombie, fascist, racist, communist, oxy-moronic prone beavers with frikin' lazers on their heads.

I am trying my best to deal with it. Haha. That was fun.

^ Unleashed giant, angry, anorexic, bipolar, Aquaphobic, smelly, flea infested, leach infested, crossbred sharks with frikin' lazers on their heads into the ocean to attack tourists in an attempt to stop me from saving the world from crazy mutant, zombie, fascist, racist, communist, oxy-moronic prone beavers with frikin' lazers on their heads.

edit: Yeah that is fun.

^ After saving the world from crazy mutant, zombie, fascist, racist, communist, oxy-moronic prone beavers with frikin' lazers on their heads, enlisted said beavers in his personal army to forcefully subjugate the world under a tyrannical reign of terror

^ Unleashed a legion of deadly, fuzzy, pink, lovable, deadly, cute, blood-thirsty and innately evil bunnies to fight alongside my giant, angry, anorexic, bipolar, Aquaphobic, smelly, flea infested, leach infested, crossbred sharks with frikin' lazers on their heads to put a fitting end to an evil empire that lasted no longer than 2 hours.

Dax is a horrible French speaker who probably wouldn't be able to google translator right.

^ is ahead.

^ Employs a legion of pink fuzzy pandas with frikin' lasers on their heads to carry out his plan of world domination.

^ Is unfortunately telling the truth.

Is always so mean to me.

^Has an affinity for toasters.

^ Has a secret lover who is, in fact, a toaster.

^ Has a not-so-secret lover who is a toaster

^ Is a toaster

^ Failed to get a date with a toaster.

^ Is just jealous because she can't get a date with a belgian waffle-maker

^'s private parts were irreparably scarred by an amorous encounter with an electric mixer.