Re: Chat Snippets Thread!

[Guilty Carrion]

*** Gunneh joined #fog
+++ ChanServ has given voice to Gunneh
Gunneh: >.>
Gunneh: <.<
Gunneh: I'm not sure if I like this...
Plague: what?
Gunneh: New client
Gunneh: It's weird
Plague: Ah
*** Gunneh quit (Exit: )
Mel: Doesn't like 'im either.
Mel: Awesome.
Mel: I like it already.

[quakernuts]

Mel: Plans are for those who have the reaction time of jelly.
Mel: Not impulsive badasses like Quaker.
Shadow_M: XD
Quaker: I believe that is the first time Mel has called me a badass...
Quaker: and I'm totally chat snippeting that shit
Mel: ...
Shadow_M: XD
Mel: FUCK

PROOF! Now may he forever bear the shame of evidence of calling me a badass! Recorded, logged, and stored Mel. Thank you

[The Melancholy Spirit]

The above was the fabrications of a delusional mind. Do not believe these slanderous lies.

[Loki]

Quaker: my connection keeps dropping
Loki: It's cuz you're canadian
Quaker: I'M SORRY!
Sigh: Indeed.
Quaker: now it won't let me pick a card >.>
Sigh: :O
Sigh: You broke it!
Quaker: it's what I do
Sigh: Try again?
Sigh: fhgldshagilafhgilhaslihdkghklagjadkhgkjldsahfklhdsgdskjlahgkldhjvbaulvhlsiabilda
Sigh: what the fuck?
Sigh: I'm SIGH?!
Sigh: O.o
Sigh: no, I'm Quaker!
Sigh: WTF?!
Loki: O_o
Sigh: Why are you me?!
Sigh: I BLAME INTERNETZ
Sigh: Why are you me?!
Loki: Sigh and Quaker have become one?
Sigh: no, I'm arguing with myself
Sigh: HE'S POSSESSING ME!!!
Sigh: GTFO DAMN YOU!
Sigh: It has to be the baby!
Loki: Hehe, that's what she said
Sigh: Stop touching me there!!!
Sigh: D:
Sigh: but your belly is where the baby is!
Sigh: LOKI MAKE HIM STOP!
Sigh: MAKE HER STIP!
Loki: I have no mod powers here
Sigh: STOP!
Sigh: HAHAHAHAH!
Sigh: I have no idea how this happened.
Sigh: I don't know what is going on...but this is definitely interesting
Loki: Indeed
Sigh: STFU you!
Sigh: STFU...ummm...YOU!
Loki: Who said that?
Sigh: I did!
Sigh: I said that! Sigh! Me!
Sigh: GTFO!
Sigh: YOU GTFO! D;
Sigh: STOP COPYING ME D:
Sigh: I'M NOT COPYING YOU!!!!
Sigh: Hnnnngh.
Sigh: QUAKER'S COPYING ME D: <
Sigh: WTF. I'm Sigh! You're Quaker!
Sigh: Stop with the reverse psychology bullshit!
Sigh: LOKI MAKE HIM STOOOP! D;
Sigh: STOP BEING ME!
Sigh: YOU'RE BEING ME!!!
Sigh: No, you're Quaker!
Sigh: No, I'm Sighlent.
Sigh: STFU AND GTFO!
Sigh: I can't get out of my own body!!!
Sigh: you're not in my body!
Sigh: For one, I know how to capitalize what needs to be capitalized. So yeah. STFU Quaker.

Sigh experiences something that nobody should ever have to suffer through. Possession by Quaker...

[Sighlent]

Oh, the agony! D:

[The Melancholy Spirit]

Ok, seriously... if I didn't see this for myself I wouldn't have believed it! But, I wasn't the only one present! Gunneh was too!

Quaker: `roll 1d20
GameServ: Quaker rolled 1d20: 20

[quakernuts]

Quaker: We should open our own business!
Mel: Haha.
Quaker: "Quaker and Mel's Transportation services"
Mel: LOL
Quaker: "That's right folks, step right up! What we have here is simply the most mind boggling invention for transportation to ever hit the pedestrian trying to make it to his destination!"
Quaker: "This, ladies, gentlemen, and babies of all sizes, is called the QUAKER CANNON! It can fire twenty people half way around the world in less than three seconds! Yessiree, this is truly the next generation of getting from point A to point B! For those of you doubting it's safety, observe this duck!"
Mel: xD
Quaker shoves a duck in the CANNON, and fires it to Hoboken
Quaker: "Did you see how fast it flew through the air?! That is how fast you could be going! You want to know how it runs? Well, as and you shall recieve! We have found a whole new resource for propulsion. It is called PA...or Pure Awesomeness! That's right, no gasoline, no oil, and no vegetables are needed to make this baby work!"
Mel: I could see us having some weird 'novelty store' hole-in-the-wall type of place. "What do you guys sell?" - "Pretty much anything we find interesting, which is generally nothing you'll find in an ordinary store." - "... such as?" - "Well, our own comic series. Some weird figurines from all over the world, assortment of music from time to time,
Mel: strange clothing, much of which is custom made, miniature Quaker Cannons..."
Quaker: "So step right up, don't be shy! First ride is free! We garuntee it won't be your last! Make sure to stop by Mel and sign the "I Rode the QUAKER CANNON!" Papers!"
Mel: People walk in and we're playing a game similiar to darts, only with sharp-beaked little ducks and a miniature Quaker Cannon...
Mel: Haha. xD
Mel: I rode the QUAKER CANNON! Papers... nice.
Mel unfolds a huge ass sheet for everyone to sign. "Sign here, here, here, here, drop of blood here, tongue stamp here, lock of hair...here, and first born child here. Have a safe ride!....NEXT!"
Mel: Hahaha
Quaker: after the day is done, and we have fired off the last passenger, we will walk up to each other
Quaker: both of us will stare at the QUAKER CANNON
Quaker: and I will turn to you
Quaker: and say
Quaker: "So when do you think they'll figure it out it's not a transportation device...and that we're firing Canadians at the Russians?"
Mel: "Two minutes too late."
Quaker: "Good thing it only takes three seconds." Turns and walks away, turning the lights off, and walking into the pouring rain of the night
Mel nods, turns to go into the circus tent and crash in his hammock.
Quaker: man, if only when we talked, a comic wrote itself
Quaker: we would be millionaires for this shit
Mel: Indeed. xD
Quaker: looking back on it...
Mel: It'd be the most random, weird, "WTF DID I JUST READ!
Quaker: I'm a natural born salesman!
Mel: Thing ever but...
Quaker: STILL!
Mel: And I admit, I'm the sidekick figure.
Mel: But I'm a damn good one!
Mel: If I do say so myself...
Quaker: well...it is called the QUAKER CANNON!
Quaker: and yes...yes you are
Quaker: must be the hair
Mel: xD
Quaker: and of course, this is one of those times where NO ONE ELSE IS IN THE FUCKING CHAT ROOM!
Quaker: LIKE WTF!
Quaker: WHERE IS EVERYBODY!
Mel: I know...
Mel: Go figure man. lol
Quaker: REVEL IN OUR MOTHER FUCKING GLORY BITCHES!
Mel: xD
Mel: Oh, and when the Canadians finally get back from Russia.
Mel: They buy souveniers in our novelty store.
Mel: xD
Quaker: we'll check them for bombs-
Quaker: or that
Quaker: that works too
Mel: Well.
Mel: We check for bombs first.
Mel: Then that.
Mel: xD
Quaker: xD
passenger comes back totally blown to hell, and storms into the shop
Mel: I'll be at the door dressed as a victorian dude with the top hat and all. Nice (steampunk looking) bomb scanner.
Mel: "All right, you're clean. Step right this way please."
Mel: And point them through the hallway with my cane.
Mel: To enter the awesome novelty store where you are playing with a miniature Quaker Cannon
Mel: xD
Passenger: "WHAT THE FUCK! I wanted to go to Toronto! Next thing I know, I'm landing in Moscow on top of a dude wearing a really awesome fucking hat, and getting yelled at in a language i can't understand! Then, I get shoved into a barrel, loaded up in a plane, and dropped on Ottowa! What was the agreement!?"
Quaker looks up from his miniature QUAKER CANNON, and frowns
Quaker: "Really, they dropped you on Ottowa...obviously there was a miscommunication between us and the Russians...if you want to step back into my office, we can talk about this in further detail."
Quaker opens door, disgruntled passanger gets in...and Quaker quickly closes and locks door
Quaker: "MEL! FIRE TUBE 2!"
Mel: I'm standing over near the door, twirling my cane and reading something. Stop. Look up. Reach out and press button with cane.
Quaker watches through the skylight as the guy goes flying through the air back towards Russia
Quaker: "Really...Ottowa...fucking bunch of Commie twats...like that place has any value."
Quaker watches as Mel points another passenger in the door, Quaker goes back to playing with his miniature QUAKER CANNON
Passenger 2: "What the hell man?! All I wanted was a quick shot to freakin Florida, yet I ended up in Russia and all-"
Quaker: "Russia, you don't say? Why don't you step into my office and we can discuss this in greater detail."
Quaker:
Mel: xD
Quaker: yessiree...definitely best business ever
Quaker: get paid to shoot people out of a cannon
Mel: Another person tries to enter. I scan them. Then block the entrance with a swift rising of my leg until my foot is planted on the opposite wall. "Radiation? Radia-" blinks. "One moment." Step back and close the glass (sound proof) section of the door. "I think this one ended up in Chernobyl..."
Quaker: "Oooh, really? let's wait and see if he turns into a super mutant like in Fallout!"
Mel: "Indeed."
Quaker watches...watches...watches...
Quaker: "How about we simply hit him with enough radiation until he does turn into a super mutant?"
Mel: "... let me go get the proper forms."
Quaker: "You do that."
Quaker eyes the "Quaker impulse" switch for all purposes related to Quaker impulses
Mel: Hahaha
Quaker pulls the switch, and looks back to Mel
Quaker: " "
Mel blinks. Stares for a moment. Shrugs. "Well, we're saving on paperwork. That will keep the enviromentalists happy."
Quaker watches as the person actually does change into a super mutant...
Quaker: O.o
Quaker: "I didn't think it would actually work..."
Mel: "Well then. I guess we'll have use for that golem control rod after all. Well, if it works properly. And if it does, well then hey! We have a new doorman."
Quaker: "Oh joy!...wait..."
Quaker pulls out control rod
Quaker: "I thought this was the plunger..."
Quaker: "<.<"
Quaker quickly tosses it to Mel
Mel swats it aside with his cane.
Quaker: "As your boss, I order you to hold the poopy control rod!"
Mel: "As the..." blinks. Glances about. "Man with the cane... I refuse."
Mel: "Let us get the imp to do it."
Mel: "Whever it got off to..."
Mel: whereever*
Quaker looks over to see the Mutant quickly breaking out of the glass barrier
Mel: "Plan B?"
Quaker: "How about...you do that...and I'm going to go in my office..."
Mel nods.
Mel: "Plan B it is."
Quaker goes into his office, and hears the sound of the Super Mutant breaking out and start breaking everything
Mel jumps up on top of the counter, removes a section of the cieling tiles and pulls out a little box. Opens box. Presses the little blue button. Time freezes.
Mel: "... it worked?"
Mel: "huh.."
Mel: "Ok... what now..."
Quaker comes out toting twin chainguns with a backpack filled with munition
Quaker: "..."
Quaker: "I've been waiting forever to use these..."
Quaker: "AND YOU FROZE TIME!"
Quaker: "WHAT THE FUCK MEL!?
Mel: "Shall I press the yellow button?"
Quaker: "What does that do?"
Mel: "Reverses the effects of the blue button."
Quaker: "Huh, that might...wait a minute...if you're the person who froze time, meaning everything...shouldn't I be affected as we-"
Quaker freezes in time due to his mind finally grasping the effect of 'Time Freeze'
Mel: "..."
Mel chuckles.
Mel swings up into his secret chamber in the 'attic' and presses the yellow button.
Mel watches the main room on the holo screen.
Quaker: "-ll?"
Quaker: "What? Where did he go?"
Quaker hears a roar, and turns towards the sound to see a Super Mutant staring him in the face
Quaker closes his eyes as it roars in his face
Quaker: "Oh yeah! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Quaker hits the switch, and watches as the twin chainguns start twirling, and shortly start dispensing death
Quaker: "RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTA!"
Mel drops something that looks like a grenade from the attic. It rolls across the counter and eventually stops just at the end. Then it opens and releases one of those old monkey-with cymbals toys.
Quaker: "OOOH, it's a monkey! WITH SHINY!"
Quaker watches as the Super Mutant crushes it, after having stopped the bullets with his skin...he then glares evilly at Quaker
Quaker: " "
Quaker: ">.>"
Quaker: "-_-"
Quaker: "you"
Quaker: "Muther"
Quaker: "FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Quaker drops the Chainguns, and punches the SM so hard in the face his fist comes out the other side, sends them both flying through the wall, and crashing into the building across the street from them
Quaker continues to beat the living shit out of the SM
Quaker: "SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY!"
Quaker stands up after having literally beaten the SM into nothing but random chunks of meat...and realizes he's in an orphanage...
Mel blinks. Slips back out of the attic, drops off the counter and leaves the store, pressing a button on his cane to lock it behind him. Walks across the street and into the nearly toppled orphanage.
Mel: "..."
Mel pulls out the proper forms and walks over to the head of orphanage.
Quaker: "Oh...ummmm...this was...a....ummm...test! yes, test! to see if your walls could stand up to the force of a fully live Super mutant crashing through the walls!"
Quaker looks to the walls.
Mel: "Sign here, please. And here, also there. Drop of blood here, piece of flesh..." pulls out 'special tool' and removes some skin sample. "Here... and... right, there we go."
Mel hits them in the head with his cane and they forget everything.
Quaker assumes stance
Mel: "We are sorry for the trouble the super mutant from Pluto caused you, however, we thank you for enlisting the services of Quaker to deal with it."
Mel: "Oh, and any damage we may have caused... our... sponsors shall take care of."
Quaker: "Remember kids! If trouble's a knocking, it's because it's hiding from Quaker!"
Quaker exits through the giant hole in the wall, walking back to the store side by side with Mel
Quaker: "I thought we were going to do the movie skit this time."
Mel: "Wasn't a huge explosion. That is vital to the movie skit."
Quaker: "But there was an almost toppled building. That's in it too!"
Mel: "Yes, but..."
Mel hears the orphanage explode behind them.
Mel: "Great, the super mutant was explosive. Lovely."
Mel: "This isn't good for business."
Quaker: "Can we use the movie skit now?"
Mel: "Might as well."
Quaker: "Oh joy, I'm going to go put on my hero costume!"
Quaker runs off, and comes back in wearing pink tights and a purple cape with the picture of a muffin on it
Mel: "Just don't steal Cupcakes this time... I think he put something nasty in there for you."
Quaker: "CUPCAKE!"
Mel: "I was too late..."
Quaker: "it's all...squishy..."
Quaker looks into his costume...
Quaker: "Oh how gross!"
Quaker pulls out jar of Honey
Quaker: "Honey...everywhere!"
Mel: "That... isn't... good..."
Mel watches as a giant Pooh breaks through the shop door.
Quaker: "Aw for FUCKS SAKE! Why not use the giant hole in the wall already!"
Quaker watches as the Pooh looks around, all confused
Quaker: "That's right! back the fuck up! Yessir, more more! Now, come in through the hole in the wall that is already there!"
Quaker watches with crossed arms as the Pooh backs up slowly, and re-enters through the previously destroyed wall
Quaker: "Much better...now..." *Grabs Mel by the Collar. "OH MY GOD A GIANT POOH BEAR!"
Mel: "I know!"
Mel blinks.
Mel: "I wonder where Tigger i-"
Mel watches the church down the street get bounced on by a Tigger tail bounce.
Mel: "Nevermind..."
Quaker gets all serious
Quaker: "Mel...get me my Power fist."
Mel reaches into pocket, pulls out a little box that looks like it is for a ring. Opens it to look at the seed inside. Grabs a small vial from inside another pocket. Sets box on ground, pours vial on it.
Mel: Three... two...
Mel watches the power fist explode into being.
Quaker places his hand inside the power fist, and becomes enveloped in a brisk yellow light.
Quaker: "Dude...I thought we agreed. Blue is so much better than this piss colour..."
Mel: "They're working out the kinks still."
Mel shrugs.
Mel: "I've scolded the imps ten times. But, you know... they're imps. <.<"
Quaker: "Understandable...you might want to get behind something my good friend."
Quaker watches as Tigger comes bouncing down the street
Tigger: "T-I-Double Guh -"
Quaker: "PAWNCH!"
Mel taps his heels three times, then pulls his legs up to sit cross-legged and levitates a few hundred feet into the air.
Quaker punches Tigger so hard in the stomach with his power fist that his spleen comes shooting out the back, ricochets off the church bell, hits off a space station, and lodges itself in Tigger's brain, who stands there for a few seconds before falling over dead.
Quaker: "Just you and me now Po-"
Quaker is PAWNCHED in the face by Pooh, sending him flying through the already destroyed Orphanage
Quaker: "...Oooooow...."
Mel winces.
Quaker: "It's ok...the dead orphans cushioned my fall!"
Mel chuckles.
Quaker rises from the ashes, and charges across the battlefield, quickly finding himself in a deadly ballet with Pooh. Punching, slashing, kicking, blocking, dodging all so fast that the human eye had a hard time keeping track of it all.
Quaker: "How the fuck are you so powerful! You're a fucking bear named after shit!"
Pooh: "The power of Love!"
Quaker stops
Quaker: "Seriously?"
Mel blinks.
Pooh: "Well...yeah. My love for Tigger and seeing him die by your hand has infused me with the power to defeat you!"
Quaker: "O.o"
Mel raises a brow, looks to Owl.
Mel: "Is this true?"
Owl goes on all profressor like.
Mel: -.-
Mel hits Owl with his cane.
Mel: "Straight answer!"
Owl: "Yes."
Mel: "... well then..."
Quaker: "Well...shit..."
Quaker: "Would it help if I apologized for this...for...everything..."
Pooh: O.O
Quaker: "I never meant for any of this to happen...I only wished to see the safety of these people! To know that they would forever be protected from anything that would try to harm them." *Hangs head in shame* "In doing so, I have murdered one of your best friends. There are no words that can be said, no action that can be taken...I'm sorry."
Pooh: "..."
Pooh: "I forgiv-"
Mel nudges owl.
Mel: "This is going to be good."
Quaker launches across the distance so quickly if you blinked you missed it, and punches his power fist through his heart
Quaker: "Hah, forgiveness saps the power of Love! Quaker logic One-Oh-Fucking-One BITCH!"
Quaker pulls out heart, and tosses it up to Mel
Quaker pushes Pooh over, who falls over dead
Mel catches heart and stores it in a lockbox.
Quaker: "Make something good from that will you? i have to go throw up my words now."
Mel watches as Eeyore begins to cry under a stick 'house'.
Quaker slams his fist into the ground, and walks away 'ass' the stick house crumbles and stabs Eeyore through the body multiple times
Mel: lol...
Mel: "Emo pincushion. Lovely."
Quaker: "Where it likes where you take your anger out on it by punching it!"
Mel: Haha
Quaker: "One moment Mel."
Quaker throws up
Quaker: "K...all those sappy words are gone now..."
Quaker: "Man, what I do to defeat my enemies..."
Mel: "Well, you did kill a giant Pooh. Who else can say that?"
Quaker: "Plumbers."
Mel: "... touche."
Quaker nods
Quaker walks into his half destroyed business, and looks around and sighs.
Quaker: "Mel, the button if you please."
Mel takes off his hat and pulls out the white button and presses it.
Quaker watches as the building magically repairs itself to it's original state
Quaker: I always knew that Plague's enchantment chamber would be worth something someday
Mel: Indeed.
Quaker hears screaming, and turns around to see a woman banging on the glass door.
Mel: And if only he knew...
Mel: How furious he would be.
Woman: "You killed all those orphans! You killed Pooh! You monster! You are a son of Satan! I will see you hanged for this!..."
Quaker eyes the Quaker Impulse switch
Quaker looks to Mel
Quaker: 'Objections?"
Mel shakes head 'no'.
Quaker pulls the switch
Quaker watches as a big boot comes out of the wall, hits the lady in the face, making her do a backflip onto the street where a bus hits her in mid flip and takes off towards Michigan
Quaker: "Aw man that was satisfying"
Mel blinks.
Mel chuckles.
Mel: "Nice. Very nice.
Quaker: "I thought so!"
Quaker takes off his super hero costume to reveal the attire of a salesman, complete with slick hair and clip on tie
Quaker: 'So what else is on the agenda?"
Mel: "I believe we have a meeting with the Krogan Prime Minister of Galatic Quaker Cannon Trade Negotiations."
Quaker: "Oh, and how is Mrs. Urdnot Tarak doing today?"
Mel: "He is five minutes late, actually."
Mel: "Or we're five minutes earlier."
Mel: "Or..."
Mel stares at ink smudge.
Quaker: "Oh...we're dealing with the 'Mr.' today..."
Mel: "I'm going to kill those imps."
Quaker: "What's wrong? Did they change the time again?"
Mel stares at it more.
Mel: "I'm actually uncertain if it is Mr. or Mrs. ... more so, I'm not sure if the meeting is here or on... Omega?"
Mel shakes head.
Quaker: "..."
Quaker: "Well...I always wanted to go to Omega!"
Quaker: "I heard Afterlife has amazing...ummm...views..."
Quaker: "Yeah...views."
Mel blinks.
Mel: "Aha!"
Mel: "It is on Omega... and... incidently in Afterlife. In the V.I.P Suite."
Mel: "And we're five minutes late..."
Mel: "Six..."
Quaker: "And how long does it take to get there from here?"
Mel puts agenda on counter and walks over to a cabinent, pulls out a model of the Normandy and a Mass Relay.
Mel: "All right, all we have to do is..."
Mel presses some keys on an omni-tool.
Mel: "And..."
Mel waits.
Mel is suddenly is standing on the Normandy with Quaker.
Mel: "There we go..."
Quaker looks around
Quaker: "*.*"
Quaker: "OMG WE'RE ON THE NORMANDY!"
Quaker runs to the armoury
Mel: "And I am dressed horribly for this!"
Quaker: "THEY HAVE GUNS!"
Quaker runs to the bridge
Quaker: "THEY HAVE BUTTONS!"
Quaker runs to the CEC
Quaker: "THEY HAVE SCREENS!"
Quaker runs to Miranda's office
Quaker: "SHE HAS BOOBS!"
Mel taps his cane and is suddenly wearing that 'casual' Outfit for shepard.
Mel: "Much better."
Quaker runs to the engine room
Mel: "Where did he... oh, great."
Quaker: "THEY HAVE A FTL DRIVE!"
Quaker ends up looking over Tali's shoulder, watching her press buttons.
Tali: "...who the hell are y-"
Quaker: "YOU'RE PRESSING BUTTONS!"
Quaker runs to the captains cabin
Quaker: "THEY HAVE...dead...fish...oh..."
Quaker looks over
Quaker: *.*
Quaker: "SPACE HAMSTER!"
Quaker returns to Mel, Space hamster on his shoulder
Quaker: "<.<'
Quaker: "so...I took a tour of the ship."
Mel: "... nice."
Quaker: "Where's commander Sheperd?"
Mel: "She is with Thane..."
Quaker: "Oh I see I...wait...She?"
Quaker straightens his tie
Mel: "And I think we're meeting both Mr. and Mrs. Urdnot Tarak."
Quaker: "Well obviously we have to get aquainted"
Mel: "And yes, she."
Quaker starts walking towards the elevator
Mel: "EDI?"
Elevator shuts down.
Mel: "Thank you."
Quaker looks back at Mel
Quaker: "After all these years of working together, I thought you would know me better.
Mel: "Five more minutes. Then you can get acquainted."
Quaker taps a button on his omni-tool, activating the hidden override command that allows him to gain complete control for five minutes
Mel: "We're dealing with a rather... short-fused Shepard who doesn't like her time with Thane to be..."
Quaker steps in the elevator
Mel: "This isn't good."
Quaker: "I'm sure my charm and suave will see it through. Be back in five!"
elevator closes
five minutes later...
elevator opens
Quaker falls over
Quaker: "Ooooowww...."
Quaker: "I have liver failure...from the outside!"
Quaker: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE WAS RENEGADE!"
Mel: "I tried..."
Quaker: "TRIED ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!"
Mel: "Touche."
Quaker: "WHY I SHOULD-"
EDI: "Arriving at Omega"
Quaker is magically standing beside Mel, completely healed
Quaker: "Alright, let's get this meeting started
Mel: "Samara?"
Quaker: "Who?"
Mel: "Or Mordin?"
Mel: "Or did Mordin heal you while she teleported you?"
Quaker: "You think I only put PA into the QUAKER CANNON?"
Quaker: "Where do you think it comes from?"
Mel: "Touche."
Mel: "Let us proceed then."
Quaker walks out the airlock, and is greeted by an armed escort of batarians toting assault rifles all pointed in their direction
Quaker whispers to Mel. "You did get us protection from Aria while we were here, right?"
Mel waves dismissively.
Mel: "Better."
Mel: "You know Samara's daughter?"
Quaker: "I thought she was dead?!"
Mel: "Well, she was. That is the beauty of this."
Quaker: "I think I'm going to let you handle this one."
Mel: "Nothing to handle. Just wait a minu-"
Mel watches an array of biotics from seemingly nowhere.
Mel: "Ok, we're good to proceed."
Quaker: "O.o"
Quaker: "Ok...I'm slightly scared here."
Mel: "Don't worry. She's contained in your hamster friend, look at the eyes. See the red pupils?"
Quaker notices the red pupils
Quaker: "..."
Quaker: "Dude...I've got a hamster...that shoots biotics...out of it's eyes..."
Quaker: "This is the BESTHAMSTEREVAR!"
Quaker continues down the hallway
Quaker: "I've got a biotic hamster! You've got a hole in your head! Nananananana!"
Mel: lol
Quaker walks up to the bouncer at the door to the VIP section of Afterlife
Bouncer: "VIP section...rest of the club is over there."
Quaker looks to Mel
Quaker: "You're my smarts-man. What's the password?"
Mel fumbles through things.
Mel: "Hmm. Damn imps."
Mel gives up, pulls up a gun and shoots the bouncer in the head.
Quaker: "Oh...fantastic. Let me do things my way then...-"
Mel: "Its Omega... fuck regulations."
Quaker: "Funny...my way was similiar."
Quaker walks in, and takes in the sights
Quaker: "Asari half naked over there...Asari half naked over there...Krogan half na- WHAT THE FUCK! Put some fucking clothes on you fat bitch!"
Mel: "Hey, biotic hamster or not. Try not to piss of a Krogan. We are here to do business with two of them after all."
Mr. Tarak: "Yes, especially to the wife of the one you're trying to meet."
Quaker: "._."
Quaker turns around and is stared down by a huge ass Krogan in full warlord battle armour
Mel facepalms.
Quaker: "uhhh...Hello there Mr. Tarak...I mean, Urdnot Tarak...I meant Mr. Urdnot Tarak!"
Quaker watches as Mr. Tarak snorts and walks around him.
Mr. Tarak: "Let's just get this over with before the feeling to crush your head with my biceps becomes a reality Mr. Quaker."
Mel whispers: "Remember, they respect strength... not bumbling fools."
Quaker looks over at Mel, and nods.
Quaker: "Yeah, well fuck you! I'll kick your ass any day if you try it!"
Quaker looks to Mel. "That was a good idea, right?"
Mel: "Maybe a little over the top.
Mel: "Just a hair."
Quaker looks to Mel, then back to see both Mr. and Mrs. Tarak staring him down and growling.
Quaker: "o.o"
Quaker: "Well...plan B."
Quaker launches a pre-emptive strike, smashing his head into Mr. Tarak's skull, followed quickly by a biotic charged kick to Mrs. Tarak's Sternum.
Quaker: "..."
Quaker: "COOOOOOOL! THE HAMSTER CAN GIVE ME BIOTICS!"
Mel: "... ok, I wasn't expecting that."
Mel: "Interesting little side effect."
Quaker looks over both fallen Krogan, who are starting to get up
Quaker: "Why were we here again?"
Mel: "Galatic Quaker Cannon Trade Negotiations."
Quaker: "Oh right..."
Quaker looks at both enraged krogan.
Quaker: "I have an idea!"
Quaker pulls out a pen-looking device from his pocket, and presses a button on it. It transforms into a fully functional Mini-Quaker Bazooka
Quaker: "You may want to hold onto something."
Mel grabs hold of an Asari.
Mel: "What, you said hold onto something..."
Quaker: "Well...to be fair, it's what I would have done. FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Quaker fires between the Krogan, hitting the station directly and creating a hole to space on the otherside
Quaker: "DECOMPRESSION!"
Quaker firmly stands his ground as everyone around him starts falling through the air, trying to not get sucked into space. Both Krogan are desperately holding onto the counter. Finally, the seals clamp down, ending the threat to everyone's lives
Quaker walks over to both Krogan, and points the mini-QUAKER BAZOOKA at them.
Mel: "And to think... that was a mini."
Mel: "Is, rather."
Quaker: "This is simply the miniature version of my Cannon. If you piss me off, I will fuck up your world worse than your groundpounder ordance could ever hope to achieve in one of your lifetimes.
Quaker: "So, you agree to the papers my associate has for you, and we can forever remain friends, deal?"
Quaker watches as both Krogan grunt, look to each other, and nod, getting up to sign the papers
Quaker: "And while you're doing that Mel...DANCE PARTY!"
Quaker starts doing the peanut butter Jelly time dance with a QUAKER BAZOOKA
Mel shakes his head while overseeing the deal with Krogan. Once that is done he stores them in the omni-tool.
Mel: "So... I take it we're staying here for a whil-
Mel realizes he is still holding onto the Asari.
Mel: "huh..."
Quaker: "DANCE PARTY!
Quaker looks at the time
Mel: Yeah...
Quaker: "Oh jeez, is it closing time already?"
Mel: Haha
Quaker: "Well...I guess this means meeting Sheperd will have to wait...until my pride heals >.>"
Quaker: "MAGIC TELEPORTATION OMNI-TOOL BUTTON!"
Mel: "Guess so. Not that it is a bad thing."
Quaker pushes Asari dancer over a table
Quaker: "You're not invited...bitch..."
Mel: "... asshole."
Quaker presses the button, and both he and Mel are transported back to their building
Quaker: "Well...that was entertaining
Mel: "... indeed.
Gunneh: >.>
Gunneh: <.<
Quaker: Don't ask gunneh
Quaker: just
Quaker: don't
Quaker: ask
Mel: You've seen nothing.
Mel: So... yeah... >.>
Quaker: "CLOSING TIME!"
Gunneh: Of course.
Mel: No, I mean, you saw NOTHING of the worst part.
Mel: This went on for like three hours.
Quaker: yeah
Quaker: there was dead orphans
Mel: Or more... <.<
Quaker: dead Pooh Bear
Quaker: Dead Super mutant
Mel: Dead Tigger.
Quaker: Dead canadian tourists
Quaker: Dead Batarians
Quaker: Dead Bouncer
Quaker: Dead Asari hooker
Mel: Samara's daughter contained inside of a space hamster.
Quaker whispers to Gunneh "Mel is still pretty broken up about that."
Mel: Yes, I am.



This is what happens when you people leave me and Mel alone in the chat room late at night! We go on adventures of spectacular events...that, or total mind fucks which signifies that we are both high. Either one is alrright in my books.

Also, for anyone interested in applying at "Quaker and Mel's Transportation Corporation" Feel free to show up at our doorstep, knock on my door, and step into my office for a chat!

[Loki]

<Gunneh> Well, those were two very good issues...
<Gunneh> I need the next three.
<Gunneh> ANYWAY
<Gunneh> HELLO ALL
-->| Mel (Mibbit@dm-22570.dsl.chi2ca.pacbell.net) has joined #FoG
=-= Mode #FOG +v Mel by ChanServ
<Xv_Loki_vX> Issues? You reading playboy again gunney?
<Mel> ...
<Xv_Loki_vX> "For the articles"
<Mel> Hahaha
<Xv_Loki_vX> Welcome back mel. Nice timing btw
<Mel> Man, no kidding. lol

[quakernuts]

Mel: The Quaker can be smart!

Just wanted to put this out there...since no one has ever said it before. I feel very touched...thank you Mel for placing faith in me!

[Kalon Ordona II]

Best adventure ever!

[Guilty Carrion]

...Quaker.

Blood vendetta. Nobody fucks with the Pooh Bear on a site where I have powers well beyond what any sane person should bestow upon me.

S'on.

[Loki]

This is the Pooh Bear in Plague's world.



Tis not wise to fuck with that. Justsayin'

[The Melancholy Spirit]

Mel: And not the good kind like when Quaker dances around in a summer dress with a rocket launcher...
Mel: True story.

Quaker: It's not a Summer dress!

Mel: It is too!
Mel: It is yellow with flowers!
Mel: Summer dress!

Quaker: It's a *ahem* Moderately assembled attire equipped to deal with the crushing pressure from the exit of a rocket from said rocket launcher

Shadow_M: Ha, Quaker in summer dress
Shadow_M: XD

Quaker: THE FLOWERS DISTRACT THE ENEMY

Mel: LOL
Mel: xD

[Loki]

=-= Baker is now known as SlumberingBaker
<Xv_Loki_vX> And so, the Baker returns to his season long slumber before it will once again roam the planes of the FoG IRC for another day. Sleep well, sweet beast.
<DigiMuse> I hadn't seen him that active in...well ever

[Shadow Moonseye]

Mel: No, child abuse is hitting you with a book.
Mel: if I hit you with a pitch fork...
Mel: Its murder.
Mel: Glorious murder.

[Skitzo-phrenick]

CrazyHobo: It's just a thing to say. I refuse to brand Quaker to something I say
Skitz: haha
Mel: lol
CrazyHobo: Unless I say Quaker Smash
Skitz: Careful, say his name too many times and he just may appear
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Appear, damn you!
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
CrazyHobo: Quaker
*** Mel is now known as Quaker
Quaker: SHUT UP ALREADY!
CrazyHobo: I win!
Skitz: OMG!!!!!
CrazyHobo: I am a fucking wizard!

[cindrella]

CrazyHobo: Why does Baker lurk so much
Cinny: xD
DigiMuse: He always has
Cinny: Baker lurks because I believe he is a mod of the IRC.
Cinny: Or something like that.
CrazyHobo: Hey there
CrazyHobo: He's our unseen protector
Cinny: He's always here, from what I heard of when I was away.
Cinny: LOL
CrazyHobo: He's the Batman of chat.
Cinny: xD
CrazyHobo: Somebody better chat snippet that.
Cinny: Already on it Crazy.
Cinny: xD

[The Melancholy Spirit]

Digital Muse, talking about her younger brother.

DigiMuse: I tried giving mine away to the gypsies in Istanbul...didn't work

DigiMuse: Am old Gypsie woman would go through our trash for clothes or edible food. I was 3 and heard the Navy wives talking about how blonde American children being stolen. I had black hair, Joe was white blonde. A + B = Joe being put on the trash can on trash day

DigiMuse: I sat him on top. On the lid. She came by as scheduled, pinched his cheek, gave him a piece of candy and moved on. I remember being very disappointed

[Gunneh]

[15:42:13] |<-- Quaker has left irc.darkmyst.org (Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[15:42:22] Quaker2 Yeah, get the hell out Quaker!
[15:42:24] Quaker2 No one likes you!
[15:42:30] Quaker2 You smell of old feet!
[15:43:04] Gunneh pulls the sticky-noted 2 off of Quaker's nametag.
[15:43:09] Gunneh Umm...Quaker...
[15:43:14] Quaker2 >.>
[15:43:28] Quaker2 notices there is a '2' stitched underneath
[15:43:33] Quaker2 points to the 2
[15:43:36] Quaker2 What now?
[15:43:38] Gunneh ...well that's handy.
[15:43:41] Gunneh I digress.

[Loki]

* Xv_Loki_vX watches CH make a fool of himself
<CrazyHobo> I'm LIKE TINKERRBELL DAMMIT
<CrazyHobo> I NEED ATTENTION TO LIVE
<CrazyHobo> LOOK AT ME

I think that says it all.

[cindrella]

Boredom affects all...
Two snippets from a late night chat with Mel.

Mel: Jupiter!
Mel: Summon Quaker...
Jupiter: [/says Quaker's name so many times, not worth listing]
Jupiter: Nope.
Jupiter: Not working.
Mel: Thanks anyway.
Jupiter: You're welcome. :p
Jupiter: QUAKER, DAMN IT.
Jupiter: IT'S TOO QUIET.
Jupiter: D<
Mel: lol
Mel: Just a tad.
*Jupiter nods once.
Jupiter: And it just figures, the one night where my internet is perfect, I can't have a Quaker Adventure.
Jupiter: THAT BASTARD OWES ME FOR THROWING ME INTO THE SUN!
Jupiter: D<
Mel: Haha.
Mel: Yeah, typical eh?
Mel: LOL
*Jupiter grumbles.
Mel: Aw.
Mel: Poor planet.
*Jupiter dives into a kettle of sparkle dust and dances around the sun like a disco ball.
Jupiter: Can Quaker resist... THE SHINY?!
Mel: lol...
Mel: That is such an awesome image.
Jupiter: xDD
*Jupiter holds a star over her head and continues spinning.
Jupiter: I CALL ON THEE...
Jupiter: QUAKER.
Jupiter: D<
Mel: Yeah...
Mel: Ain't gonna work.
*Jupiter sighs and throws star into the sun.
Jupiter: Oop.
Jupiter: That was Pluto.
Jupiter: My bad.
Jupiter: Oh well, it's not a planet anymore.
Mel: lol
*Jupiter shrugs.
Mel: Its a planetoid!
Mel: Or some other shit.
Mel: Whatever they call those things.
Mel: Plutoids?
Mel: Something like that.
Jupiter: xD
Jupiter: Probably.
Jupiter: I call them... Unimportant.
Jupiter: :3
Mel: Haha.
Mel: Such a nice planet you are.
Mel: Kickin' around the little guys
*Jupiter is definately considering chat snippeting all that.
Mel: Heh.
Jupiter: It's my job, I'm the biggest planet after all.

Mel: Huh.
Jupiter: ?
Mel: Just huh.
Jupiter: I see.
Jupiter: Huh.
*Jupiter nods knowingly.
Mel: lol

[Gunneh]

[03:21:42] Mel stumbled upon Sebastian Bach covering Crazy Train and approves.
[03:21:57] Jupiter
[03:22:58] Mel What? Sebastian is a fucking bad ass.
[03:23:15] Mel is now listening to Sebastian covering Children of the Damned (Iron Maiden)
[03:23:34] Jupiter Mel: I'm afraid I don't know Sebastian.
[03:23:47] Mel Original singer from Skid Row.
[03:23:54] Jupiter Mel: I see.
[03:24:31] Gunneh HEY MAN, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU OUGHTTA KNOW
[03:24:38] Gunneh I TELL YOU PARK AVENUE LEADS TO
[03:25:00] Mel Hmm, Sebastian singing Man in a Box with Alice in Chains...
[03:25:13] Mel Man in the Box*
[03:25:14] Jupiter adores Alice in Chains. D:
[03:25:25] Mel doesn't care for Alice in Chains all that much really.
[03:25:31] Jupiter Gunneh: WHERE DOES IT LEAD MAN?!
[03:25:41] Mel <.<
[03:25:45] Jupiter Mel: I was raised on them, so that's probably why I like 'em so much.
[03:25:47] Gunneh DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING, MEL
[03:25:53] Gunneh THAT WAS YOUR PART
[03:25:56] Jupiter Them, and Fleetwood Mac.
[03:26:00] Mel I was raised on Rolling Stones and I fucking hate that band... <.<
[03:26:05] Mel And "SKID ROW!"
[03:26:06] Mel There. lol
[03:26:07] Jupiter Lol
[03:26:12] Jupiter XD

[The Melancholy Spirit]

Quaker turns away the ghostbusters...
Quaker: sorry guys...you got
Quaker: BUSTED!
Quaker: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Quaker>: BITCH!
Quaker slams the door in their face

[cindrella]

Messing with Baker~ <3

CrazyHobo: I still think Baker is the batman of the IRC
Baker: I am
CrazyHobo: So I should get some bonus points
Jupiter: Noo.
Jupiter: Everyone knows Baker is the muffin man.
Baker: Jupiter: ...I hate you more than everyone else now.
Baker: MORE.
Baker: D:<

[The Melancholy Spirit]

Quaker: You know what Mel...
Quaker: I just realized we're some of the few people who can pass Narcissism as fucking hiliarious...

[The Melancholy Spirit]

[23:56:12] The Melancholy Spirit : <-- Quaker.

[23:57:53] quakernuts :

[23:57:58] quakernuts : Bow to the Quaker.

[23:57:59] quakernuts : Bitch.

[The Melancholy Spirit]

DigiMuse Don't mess with the women of FoG, we have a Quaker and we're not afraid to us hiM!

[quakernuts]

*** Some_Guy joined #SKGunbound
Your a Cord
Topic set by jasskin on Sun May 8 00:23:25 CST 2011
22:46 Mel oh wait
22:47 Some_Guy WHAT'S UP PEOPLES!
22:47 Mel HEY YOU
22:47 Some_Guy Hey you!
22:47 Mel You want the rest of my 10%?
22:47 Some_Guy Hey me?
22:47 Some_Guy Depends on what happened to the 90%
22:47 Mel went up somewhere dark and scary
22:47 Some_Guy not light and funny?
22:47 Some_Guy I DEMAND LIGHT AND FUNNY
22:48 Mel Got me there, I'm fresh out of light and funny!
22:48 Some_Guy =_=
22:48 Some_Guy You should be ended for such a blasphemy
22:48 Mel Although, I AM in an fantastically fantastic mood
22:48 Ginger http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2011/05/instead_of_jail_time_it_is_mar.html

22:48 Mel BECAUSE MY FINALS ARE OVER (basically)
22:48 Some_Guy Well I'm in an awesomelly awesome awesomness...awesome...
22:48 Some_Guy I was going somewhere with that
22:48 Some_Guy but then my brain died
22:49 Mel Ginger
22:49 Mel this story is making my vag hurt
22:49 Some_Guy anyone know cerebral CPR?
22:49 Mel No, but I imagine it's the opposite of a seizure
22:50 Some_Guy is that where you start dancing like you are in a techno club?
22:50 Some_Guy cause I've seen people do that
22:50 Mel What kinda techno club is that?
22:50 Some_Guy a sucky one
22:50 Mel When I think techno dancing, I think like
22:50 Mel Glow sticks
22:50 Mel and glow-stick dancing
22:50 Some_Guy GLOW STICKS
22:50 Some_Guy GLOWING
22:50 Some_Guy GLOWY!
22:50 Some_Guy >.>
22:50 Some_Guy <.<
22:50 Some_Guy demands glow sticks now
22:50 Mel

22:50 Mel GLOWSTICKING
22:51 Some_Guy PSH
22:51 Mel HAHAH
22:51 Some_Guy I could do that!
22:51 Mel This guy keeps messing up
22:51 Some_Guy just with TNT
22:51 Sklz711 http://www.27bslash6.com/cups.html

22:51 Some_Guy and explosives
22:51 Some_Guy maybe some orphans
22:51 Sklz711 And who the fuck is thie Some Guy
22:51 Some_Guy I'm that guy
22:51 Sklz711 That guy?
22:51 Sklz711 In the place?
22:51 Sklz711 With the stuff?
22:51 Some_Guy that one place!
22:51 Some_Guy YEAH
22:51 Mel tbh
22:52 Mel he sounds like jardek
22:52 Sklz711 And the sores?
22:52 Some_Guy No sores
22:52 Mel I was hoping he was that other dude
22:52 Some_Guy although cuts and bruises are to be expected
22:52 Sklz711 Nah.
22:52 Mel So I could ask him a/s/l, again
22:52 Sklz711 It's someone from Sakatchawan Canuckland.
22:52 Mel hey some_guy
22:52 Sklz711 Where the men are men
22:52 Mel a/s/l
22:52 Sklz711 And the women are also men.
22:52 Mel lol
22:52 Sklz711 And they all play hockey
22:53 Some_Guy A/S/L...
22:53 Some_Guy hmmm...
22:53 Mel hey
22:53 Sklz711 And when they have sex, they do it on the ice
22:53 Sklz711 And slide across the rink
22:53 Some_Guy no, they do it doggy style
22:53 Ginger wait
22:53 Ginger wtf
22:53 Some_Guy so they can both watch the hockey game
22:53 Sklz711 And they higher some brazilian dude to yell
22:53 Sklz711 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
22:53 Mel THATS FROM MYSTERY ALASKA
22:53 Mel !!!
22:53 Sklz711 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
22:53 Mel That's a scene from that movie
22:53 Mel The lady who's having an affair
22:53 Some_Guy NO WAY
22:53 Ginger blinks
22:53 Mel I think
22:53 Mel YES WAY
22:53 Some_Guy Tell her it's the butler!
22:54 Some_Guy From Nebraska
22:54 Mel that MEWVIE has russel crowe in it
22:54 Some_Guy What this have to do with a bird named russel?
22:54 Sklz711 Acutaly
22:54 Mel Well
22:54 Sklz711 Hockey blows ass
22:54 Mel I a teacher this semester
22:54 Sklz711 But that movie is pretty good.
22:55 Some_Guy NOPE!
22:55 Mel Who was Professor Crowe
22:55 Mel HE WAS AMAZING
22:55 Mel I miss him
22:55 Some_Guy That's one smart bird
22:55 Some_Guy Did he teach astro physics?!
22:55 Sklz711 Wait
22:55 Some_Guy I wanna fly a rocket ship!
22:55 Sklz711 So is this the guy?
22:55 Sklz711 Or some other guy?
22:55 Mel some other guy
22:55 Ginger im so confused
22:55 Mel Nah, this isn't my poli sci teacher
22:55 Sklz711 This shit is getting really confusing Mel
22:55 Some_Guy Some other dude trying to be the dude who isn't the dude you think the dude is!
22:55 Mel my poli sci teacher, however, was HAWT
22:55 Ginger you guys make my damaged brain hurt

22:55 Some_Guy Did you try pouring water on him!?
22:56 Mel -_-
22:56 Some_Guy A FELLOW BRAIN DAMAGY?!
22:56 Mel ._.
22:56 Some_Guy AWESOME!
22:56 Sklz711 Ginger: So let me give you the run down.
22:56 Mel Do it in 1 sentence, slkz
22:56 Mel GO
22:56 Sklz711 Ginger: Mel has a penis, and was fucking some dude named MagiKarp Or DigiKarp or something
22:56 Some_Guy a magic...fish
22:56 Ginger ok
22:56 Mel OH
22:56 Mel Digimon
22:56 Mel digital monsters
22:56 Mel KUM KUM
22:56 Sklz711 Ginger: And so, there was a case of mistaken identity
22:57 Some_Guy I have that!
22:57 Some_Guy I have five!
22:57 Some_Guy or is it four?
22:57 Mel Sklz
22:57 Sklz711 Ginger: Where they thought some guy was Mel, but Mel was really not a guy, but wanted to fuck some guy named Poly Psy.
22:57 Some_Guy idk, maybe 7?
22:57 Sklz711 I think he was Indian or something.
22:57 Mel Psyduck
22:57 Sklz711 Wait, now I'm confused.
22:57 Sklz711 Were you fucking a Magikarp or a Psyduck?
22:57 Mel Well
22:58 Some_Guy Are those animals?
22:58 Some_Guy I think they are animals!
22:58 Some_Guy cause one is a duck
22:58 Mel They're pokemon
22:58 Some_Guy I like ducks
22:58 Ginger ..
22:58 Some_Guy QUACK
22:58 Mel And the other is a starfish
22:58 Mel I think
22:58 Mel wait
22:58 Mel Is magikarp a fish?
22:58 Mel or a starfish?
22:58 Mel must investigate
22:58 Some_Guy I LIKE STARFISH TOO!
22:59 Mel YAY TO SUMMER
22:59 Some_Guy YAY FOR...
22:59 Ginger blinks
22:59 Mel I'm going to reattempt korean
22:59 Some_Guy ummm...
22:59 Some_Guy >.>
22:59 Mel and
22:59 Some_Guy DONUTS!
22:59 Some_Guy COOKIES
22:59 Mel ew
22:59 Mel well
22:59 Some_Guy I would say Cake, but that would be a lie
22:59 Mel Delishiously bad for you
22:59 Some_Guy that is the reason they are so damn good
22:59 Some_Guy is because they are bad
22:59 Some_Guy IT IS LOGIC
22:59 Mel You know what I don't understand
22:59 Some_Guy math
23:00 Mel nu
23:00 Some_Guy astro physics?
23:00 Some_Guy chicken anatomy
23:00 Mel only time I had issues with math, was when i skipped most of my classes
23:00 Mel

23:00 Sklz711 Wait
23:00 Some_Guy I know what 1+1 is!
23:00 Sklz711 You can't speak KEKEREAN?
23:00 Some_Guy ...
23:00 Mel 3?
23:00 Some_Guy carry the four...
23:00 Some_Guy divide by the priniciple
23:00 Some_Guy ...
23:00 Mel I can't speak it fluently, no
23:00 Some_Guy add a little flour and sugar
23:00 Mel OMg
23:01 Mel

23:01 Mel i keep listening to this
23:01 Mel over and over and over again
23:01 Some_Guy that's brain damage too
23:01 Some_Guy BRAIN DAMAGE!

Don't fuck with the people of FoG, the randomness of Quaker is not to be underestimated =_=

[The Melancholy Spirit]

Ahem, for the record... the 'Mel' of that snippet is not me...

[The Melancholy Spirit]

22:42 Quaker Me: "FEAR THE CHICKENS! THEY FIRE EGGS OUT THEIR ASSHOLE!"
22:43 Melancholy lol...
22:43 DigiMuse HAHAHAHa ohmigod
22:43 Quaker New guy"...you must be Quaker...nice to know you haven't changed..."
22:43 Melancholy I just pictured Quaker holding a giant chicken by the legs in front of him and pulled its neck everytime he fired an egg... xD
22:43 Quaker Heeeeeey now...
22:43 Melancholy pulling*
22:43 *** Gunneh joined #fog chatzilla@dm-28874.hsd1.tn.comcast.net
22:43 +++ ChanServ has given op to Gunneh
22:43 Quaker peers over at his pet chicken Harold
22:43 Lara Hi Gunneh
22:43 Quaker You...are so now my shotgun bitch
22:44 DigiMuse And we voted to give Quaker his own advice column? What have we done?
22:44 Melancholy lol...
22:44 Melancholy Chicken shotgun!
22:44 Melancholy We have done what any intelligent person would do, Digi.
22:44 Quaker picks up his shotgun and cocks it...
22:44 Quaker watches it go limp
22:44 Melancholy We have elected to have the most awesome entertainment EVER!
22:44 Quaker ah...well...shit
22:44 DigiMuse Oh dear.....
22:44 DigiMuse giggles
22:44 Quaker note to self...chicken shotgun...no "Cock"ing required
22:44 Quaker PUN
22:44 Quaker PUNNY
22:44 Quaker WOOOOOOO
22:44 Melancholy lol....
22:45 Quaker wow...
22:45 Quaker I can't believe I thought of that
22:45 Quaker it was so bad it made me laugh
22:45 Melancholy is still laughing...
22:45 DigiMuse I thought I was was the only one that got it. lols
22:45 Lara I wasn't paying attention XD
22:46 *** SquallehandManda joined #fog enter@dm-36602.bchsia.telus.net
22:46 +++ ChanServ has given voice to SquallehandManda
22:46 Melancholy is trying to stop laughing...
22:46 SquallehandManda what happened?
22:46 Melancholy Something hilarious.
22:46 Quaker I COCKED A CHICKEN
22:46 Quaker IT DIED!
22:46 Lara Chickens and lack of cocking...
22:46 Melancholy lol...
22:46 Quaker I BLAME YOU!
22:47 SquallehandManda lol

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