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There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared

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There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to

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There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the

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There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest.

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat.

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy.

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There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be

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There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to

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There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the