For a dollar would you...?

I'd do that for free. Sounds fun!

For a dollar would you do a pregnancy test on a cow? (which involves you sticking a gloved hand right up/into their bottom and feeling around)

Hmm, no... not for a dollar. Maybe for, like... $55.

For a dollar would you show us a mildly embarrassing photo of yourself?

Uh... Yeah. Of course I would. Of course... I don't get embarrassed easily, but that's one extra dollar in my pocket. ^^_^^

For a dollar, would you... watch in person as a doctor removes another's ingrown toenail?

Probably yes because I really don't get grossed out that easily and it doesn't sound like much to be grossed out over in the first place xD

For a dollar would you fake being a homeless person in a city you dont know just to get some extra cash? (that's gotta be the worst ive ever made up. *blames nano for stealing her imagination*) lol

Hm, possibly. Depending on the city's crime rate and gang activity. I'll say yes though.

For a dollar would you stick as many live crickets in your mouth as possible?

^^ answer enough? XD
LoL! That's a no xD not even for a million xD

For a dollar would you start a burger eating competition but sneakily show competitors a squished bug in one to make them sick so you win? lol

No. I don't think with making them sick that I could win anyway. It would be fun to try I guess but I am a slow eater so I would say no on this one.

For a dollar would you throw water balloons off a roof at random people passing by?

Heck yes! Secretly - but not so secretly any more - I've always wanted to do this. However, I have a conscience, and I would only want to throw said balloon on someone who looked unclean because someone who looks clean and well dressed is probably headed somewhere where they want to look presentable, and soaking them would just ruin their day. =\

For one dollar, would you throw an aerosol can into a bonfire?

Are you kidding me? I would use that dollar to buy a second aerosol can to throw into the fire.

For one dollar, would you moon your boss at work?

No way... First of all, the only person who should ever be looking at my naked rump should be my lover. Second... I like having a job despite the crappy paycheck. A couple hundred dollars every other week is better than one dollar for day.

For one dollar, would you kick your mother?

Nope. Not going to happen for any amount there. I like being on good terms with her.

For a dollar would you walk around in a shopping mall with your bathing suit on?

Knowing myself, I would do that.

Would you go up to a random stranger and kiss them for a dollar?

Not even for one million. There are too many factors that contribute. First, I have a boyfriend who would be pissed. Second, what if they hadn't brushed their teeth? Third, what if they had some mouth disease/virus or something they could give to me? Fourth, what if they hit me or something equally violent? Yeah... No...

For one dollar, would you walk up to a random celebrity and just give them a huge hug like you knew them?

Nope. I don't like legitimizing the 'fame' of people who entertain for a living. They do a job like everyone else so why only give them fame and not the factory worker?

For a dollar would you not post on FoG for a week?

:O Noooooo! Maybe for $20. No, wait, a week...... Maybe $50. And I'd have to make a notice in the appropriate thread.

For a dollar would you write a 21-line poem about weasels?

I'd at least attempt it!

For a dollar would you have a friend dressed up in a Gorilla suit push you through a McDonald's drive-through in a shopping trolley?

Possibly. Sounds fun! xD

For a dollar would you turn your umbrella inside-out?

Yes. I've done it for free before, and completely by accident.

For a dollar, would you let your armpits get really rank and sweaty, and then rub them in the face of someone who terminally irritates you?

Probably not. A little too much of a clean freak for that. I might for like $20.

For a dollar would you eat raw meat?

Nope. No amount of money would make me ingest something that could cause an infection in my system.

For a dollar would you pull a Will Farrel ("We're going streaking!") across a major sports arena?

Hm. No, I don't think I would. (I was going to put something here about how balls seem to always hit me when I'm near them, but that's a tad inappropriate, yes? Inappropriate but true. I always, always seem to get hit in the head by any airborne piece of sports equipment.)

For a dollar would you willingly sit down and watch a mind numbingly boring kids show for the entire day? Take, the Teletubbies for example.

Nope. Not for any amount of money. I like my sanity.

For a dollar would you try to drink a half gallon of milk in under 2 minutes. (It wouldn't work because you're body would send the milk back up after you ingest to much lactose.)

No, I wouldn't. My body can't digest much lactose even if I ingest it slowly. I usually have to eat those Lactaid pills with my first bite of pizza or ice cream or something or I get gassy and crampy. It's made of fail. So yeah... I wouldn't drink half a gallon of milk over even a period of a day let alone two minutes when I would have to throw it back up. Vomiting gives me headaches anyway.

For one dollar, would you swim in an icy lake or an icy pond?

Sure. I like cold.

For one dollar, would you stand on your head and sing your favorite song backwards?

I would try because of the fact of my crappy sense of balance would make the headstand improbable and my dyslexia would make the sinning impossible. I would attempt it because

Kathryn Lacey wrote: It's made of fail.

For a dollar would you put a cat in a toilet?

If the toilet was clean, I would do it. Given, I wouldn't flush the toilet, but I could place the feline within it.

For one dollar, would you one of every item in a buffet whether you liked the food or not?

Sure, A free meal is a free meal and getting a dollar out of it ain't half bad.


For a dollar would you march into Buckingham Palace and tell the Queen to sod off.

No... I think it's terrible to be disrespectful toward someone who may not deserve it. I don't know the Queen, so there's no way I could know whether or not she really should be told to "sod off."

For one dollar, would you take a low dose sleeping pill that isn't prescribed to you?

No. I don't mess around with medications. I like staying alive.

For a dollar would you dive in a snowbank and then jump in a hot tub?

Yes, I would do that for a dollar. But if you increased the time limit that I had to spend in the snow bank, then it would decrease the likelihood of me doing it...

For a dollar would you create a new account on a separate computer and spam the forums?