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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:50 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly.

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Re: Story time.

Post by Ragter the junior greeter on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:45 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was
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Re: Story time.

Post by Guest on Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:27 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious

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Re: Story time.

Post by Kathryn Lacey on Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:51 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the

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Re: Story time.

Post by Sighlent on Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:52 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came
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Re: Story time.

Post by Guest on Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:57 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of

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Re: Story time.

Post by Kalon Ordona II on Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:39 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery
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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:55 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire

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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:25 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really
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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:27 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:35 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:39 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:02 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard.
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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:05 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these

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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:48 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house,
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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:55 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures

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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:23 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from,
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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:26 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and

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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:35 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll
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Post by Guest on Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:42 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was

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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:56 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was weathermanning. The girl climbed the
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Post by Guest on Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:01 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was weathermanning. The girl climbed the stairs of teddy bears and

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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:06 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was weathermanning. The girl climbed the stairs of teddy bears and said, "Friend Wizard, these calendar
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Post by ImmortalSin on Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:10 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was weathermanning. The girl climbed the stairs of teddy bears and said, "Friend Wizard, these calendar kittens are making me feel
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Re: Story time.

Post by Guest on Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:22 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was weathermanning. The girl climbed the stairs of teddy bears and said, "Friend Wizard, these calendar kittens are making me feel like a naughtly little panda."

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Post by Guest on Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:32 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was weathermanning. The girl climbed the stairs of teddy bears and said, "Friend Wizard, these calendar kittens are making me feel like a naughtly little panda." Trying to revive the story, the wizard

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Re: Story time.

Post by ImmortalSin on Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:47 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was weathermanning. The girl climbed the stairs of teddy bears and said, "Friend Wizard, these calendar kittens are making me feel like a naughtly little panda." Trying to revive the story, the wizard clapped his hands three times
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Post by Guest on Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:57 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was weathermanning. The girl climbed the stairs of teddy bears and said, "Friend Wizard, these calendar kittens are making me feel like a naughtly little panda." Trying to revive the story, the wizard clapped his hands three times and a pink and purple poka-dotted

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Re: Story time.

Post by ImmortalSin on Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:29 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was weathermanning. The girl climbed the stairs of teddy bears and said, "Friend Wizard, these calendar kittens are making me feel like a naughtly little panda." Trying to revive the story, the wizard clapped his hands three times and a pink and purple polka-dotted octopus fell from the ceiling.
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:04 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so the cheese men could fly. Now, the cheese man was the leader of a notorious planet where all of the little children of love came to eat the flesh of mermaids, believing that their watery veins would fulfill a lifelong desire for pink dye. What really happens is simply glowing urine.

I'll wager you're wondering when the story will get back to the girl and wizard. Well, the girl saw these calendar pages in her house, full of nude kitten pictures. Wondering where they came from, she folded them up and descended to the wizard's knoll, where the wizard himself was weathermanning. The girl climbed the stairs of teddy bears and said, "Friend Wizard, these calendar kittens are making me feel like a naughtly little panda." Trying to revive the story, the wizard clapped his hands three times and a pink and purple polka-dotted octopus fell from the ceiling.
"Gasp!" gasped the scared girl.

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