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Post by Adrius Frostglare on Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:11 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! And lo, so hot doth wath the fiya
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Re: Story time.

Post by Kathryn Lacey on Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:32 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for

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Re: Story time.

Post by Dio the Awesome on Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:37 pm

((Wow. I leave for like 2 days. I don't even know where to begin...))


There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants
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Re: Story time.

Post by Kathryn Lacey on Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:52 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to

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Re: Story time.

Post by Guest on Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:10 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the

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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:16 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and

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Re: Story time.

Post by Kalon Ordona II on Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:44 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to
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Re: Story time.

Post by Howler on Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:04 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because
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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:05 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love

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Re: Story time.

Post by Guest on Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:16 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

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Post by Howler on Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:31 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all. This would be the end,
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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:08 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still
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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:56 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He

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Post by Sighlent on Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:05 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought a crazy old
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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:28 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he

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Post by Ragter the junior greeter on Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:43 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in
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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:45 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the
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Post by Ragter the junior greeter on Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:07 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up
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Re: Story time.

Post by Howler on Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:32 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney,
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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:30 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their
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Re: Story time.

Post by Sighlent on Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:02 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with
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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:12 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because
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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:10 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included

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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:44 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which
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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:48 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but

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Post by Dio the Awesome on Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:23 am

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs.
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Post by Ragter the junior greeter on Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:42 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end.... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective
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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:50 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned

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Post by Dio the Awesome on Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:50 pm

There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique
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There once was a girl who grew up in a house made entirely out of the dreams and futures of all the little children of love. These children sat on moonbeams and clouds and often came to visit the residents of Montecristo where the Count of Sesame Street lives. He used to be the swarm leader.

Now, the girl met a magical wizard who would watch the children study books about math and history, and he hated those GOODIE GOODIES! However, the girl didn't mind when the wizard started to teach her the ways of Mad Cow Man's Martial Arts. Instead, she felt incredibly interested in learning all there was to know about these arts so that she could be loved by the handsome prince.

This particular prince was a devilishly dashing Danish, who lived within a mountain of the people of the rocky mountain. He was average looking, but he baked the best cookies. Because of this, the girl decided she wanted to be a world class chef and win his heart with her superior cooking skills. She hoped this would impress the Danish Prince, and he would see her truly 1337 cake skillz because she was also a lost mermaid from the far away Mediterranean Sea.

Mermaids were mad Martians deposited here by their high-tech, watery space ships. These mermaids dreamed of a life free from the harshness of hard marshmallows. The girl had sought to prove these marshmallows were actually undercover agents sent to destroy the world that they had found by cruising the universe. But, alas, it was not a world the Marshmallows and Mermaids cared for anyway because the land was fiery and full of parched penguins falling from their flying samurai seagull mounts.

The marshmallows feared the fire, for the fire was hot! There wasn't enough water for any of the marshmallow plants or for the mermaids to make their tea. However, the land was overly abundant, and eventually the girl managed to assassinate that damned Prince because she discovered he didn't love her cooking skills after all.

This would be the end... However, the wizard is still unmentioned in this story. He was thought to be a crazy old geezer, but he was really Solid Snake in disguise. You see, after the Large Hadron Collider showed up, giant crabs ate Dick Cheney and said: "Who in their right mind would mess with crustaceans?!"

This is important because the Wizard's best magick included spells to soften marshmallows, which made the mermaids happier, but was pretty useless against crabs. However, it was pretty effective against cows. Mermaids easily learned how to alter this technique, scrambling the cows' milk so
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