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Post by Hello Danger on Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:30 am

Post your favorite quotes from movies, songs, etc. Whatever you find kickass, inspiring, funny, or you just like.

I'll start us off.

Milo: You think you are so cool? You think you are so fuckin' cool? Just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain.
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
-The Last Boy Scout

Frank: I'll send you a love letter straight from my heart, fucker. Do you know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fuckin' gun, fucker. If you receive a love letter from me, you are fucked forever. Do you understand, fuck? I'll send ya straight to Hell, fucker!
-Blue Velvet

Hamlet: If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them!
-Hamlet

Dwight: Hi, I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind.
-Sin City


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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:39 am

"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right." - Henry Louis Mencken

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

"I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion." - Alexander the Great

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Post by Squall Reyes on Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:28 am

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. - Sir Winston Churchill

The worst times are the ONLY times for high ideals because those I are all we have. We aren't just fighting for our physical survival but for the survival of our civilization. We don't have the luxury of old-world pillars. We don't have a common heritage, we don't have a millennia of history. All we have are the dreams and promises that bind us together. All we have is what we want to be. - US President from World War Z

I don't know if great times make great men, but I know they can kill them. US Vice President from World War Z after the death of the President
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Re: Favorite Quotes!

Post by Fluff on Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:29 am

All of pulp fiction, half of Kill Bill vol.s 1 and 2.
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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:34 am

"To retain respect for sausages and laws, one should not watch either in the making." - Otto von Bismarck

(Note: I've seen sausages made. It's not -that- bad. Legislation, on the other hand...well, if you know your way around, you can slip a clause for anything into any bill, no matter how off-topic.)

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Re: Favorite Quotes!

Post by Kaito on Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:46 am

My all time favorite quote:

"Nothing worth having comes cheap."

Don't know who wrote it.
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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:18 am

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." ~ Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien

""In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." ~ The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams

~*~*~*~*
Ford Prefect: ""It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
Arthur Dent: "You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
Ford Prefect: ""No, nothing so simple. Nothing anything like to straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
Arthur Dent: "Odd, I thought you said it was a democracy."
Ford Prefect: "I did. It is."
Arthur Dent: "So, why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
Ford Prefect: "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
Arthur Dent: "You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
Ford Prefect: "Oh yes, of course."
Arthur Dent: "But, why?"
Ford Prefect: "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
~ So Long and Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams

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Re: Favorite Quotes!

Post by Hello Danger on Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:07 am

Those are all good quotes! Very Happy

Captain America (shaking hands with Wolverine who’s sitting in a car and smoking a cigar): We work pretty well together mister. A shame to break up so potential a team.

Wolverine (shaking Captain’s hand… still smoking that cigar): Appreciate the thought Cap. But I work alone. Don’t need a sidekick.
-(Uncanny X-Men, Issue #268)

Wolverine: What happened here? It looks like a freight train full o' butt-kick rolled through with no breaks.
-Unsure what issue.

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Kaito: just two people short for a threesome!
-Katio's status
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Re: Favorite Quotes!

Post by Gunneh on Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:29 am

"...then send me some justice and I'll have Paris in flames."
-Coheed and Cambria "Hearshot Kid Disaster"

"Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops."
-Coheed and Cambria "Three Evils: Embodied in Love and Shadow"
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Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
Connor: Et Fili.
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.

Rocco: [shouts] Fuck it! There's so much shit that pisses me off! You guys should recruit, 'cause I'm sick and fucking tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack-piping, ass-wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me!
Murphy: Hallelujah, Jaffar.
Rocco: So, like, you're not just talking about mob guys, right? You're talking about pimps and drug dealers and all that shit, right?
Connor: Oh, yeah.
Rocco: Fuck. You guys could do this every goddamn day!
Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor: That is nicely put.

Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS!! One of the best movies of all time in my opinion.
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Post by Inerio on Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:50 pm

"Find a person who loves you for exactly who you are. Good mood. Bad mood. Ugly. Pretty. Handsome. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person worth sticking with."--Juno

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don’t much care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn’t matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"--so long as I get SOMEWHERE," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you’re sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
A conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat.

"Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."
The Duchess from Alice In Wonderland.
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Post by Hello Danger on Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:02 pm

Boondock Saints rules! Nice! Alice In Wonderland! Can't wait for the new movie!


Night Slasher: You want to go to hell? Huh, pig? You want to go to hell with me? It doesn't matter, does it? We are the hunters. We kill the weak so the strong survive. You can't stop the New World. Your filthy society will never get rid of people like us. It's breeding them! WE ARE THE FUTURE!
-Cobra

Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
-Fight Club

Bergman: Don't you want to hear my last words?
Joe Moore: I just did.
-Heist

Teddy: When she offers to help, it'll be for her own reasons. I'm not lying. Take my pen, write this down. Do not trust her.
-Memento
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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:33 pm

If anyone has yet to see the third season of Avatar, don't read this quote!

Spoiler:
Sokka: "I think your Uncle would be proud of you. Leaving your home to come help us: that's hard."
Zuko: "It wasn't that hard."
Sokka: "Really? You didn't leave behind anyone you cared about?"
Zuko: "Well, I did have a girlfriend... Mai..."
Sokka: "That gloomy girl who sighs a lot?"
Zuko: ((with a dreamy smile)) "Yeah." ((more serious)) "Everyone in the Fire Nation thinks I'm a traitor. I couldn't drag her into it."
Sokka: "My first girlfriend turned into the Moon."
Zuko: "That's rough buddy."

Sokka and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender; Chapter 14: "The Boiling Rock, Part 1" Book Three: Fire

And now for a less spoilertastic quote!

Sokka: "Everyone! That volcano is going to blow any second! Aunt Wu was wrong!"
Female Villager: "Yeah, yeah. We know you don't believe in Aunt Wu, Mr. Science-and-Reason-Lover."
Katara: "If you won't listen to him then maybe you'll listen to me. I want to believe Aunt Wu and her predictions as much as you do, but my brother and Aang saw the lava with their own eyes."
Old Male Villager: "Well, I heard Aunt Wu's predication with my own ears."
Aang: "Please, listen to us! You are all in danger, and we have to get out of here! You can't rely on Aunt Wu's predictions! You have to take fate into your own hands!"
((Volcano rumbles and explodes a bit.))

Sokka: ((pointing)) "Look! Can your fortunetelling explain that!"
Male Villager #2: :: scoffs :: "Can your science explain why it rains?"
Sokka: :: angrily :: "Yes! Yes, it can!"

((After the volcano was thwarted))
Sokka: "No offense, but I hope this has taught everyone a lesson about not relying too much on fortunetelling."
Villager: "But Aunt Wu predicted the village wouldn't be destroyed, and it wasn't. She was right, after all."
Sokka: "I hate you..."

From Avatar: The Last Airbender; Chapter 14: "The Fortuneteller" Book One: Water

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Re: Favorite Quotes!

Post by Hello Danger on Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:35 am

The Mighty Fluffball wrote:Gunneh's asshole is tingling? Wow, might as well write XERXCUSS WAS HERE on his butt cheeks.

Sorry Gun, this was lmao funny!
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Post by Kail DeWraith on Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:02 am

All of these are from Entourage (aka the greatest show ever):

Ari: People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase’s brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job! I don’t care if it’s a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. 10 grand for anyone that can deliver this to me, today.


Ari Gold: Emily! I want you to go to that party on Saturday, represent the agency, let Vince know that my army's everywhere.
Emily: Ari, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
Ari Gold: You are in the middle of this whether you like it or not, okay? You want to be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward?
[Emily looks away]
Ari Gold: Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's fucking Normandy!


Ari Gold: Let's hug it out, bitch.


Ari Gold: Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!


Ari Gold: I thought you already were his manager, because believe me, I would not put up with this much shit from anyone who wasn't.
Eric: Yeah, I know I am, but I want to do it for real, you know? I want to have the conversation, lock it in.
Ari Gold: So you come to me for advice. I'm gonna fucking cry. All right, here's what you do. You deal with talent the same way that you deal with women. You have to make them believe that they need you more then you need them.
Eric: He doesn't need me that much.
Ari Gold: Of course he doesn't need you. You're fucking worthless. I could get a million morons to come in here and do the job. That's not the point.
Eric: Then what is the point, Ari?
Ari Gold: The point is that he is an insecure fuck, like all beautiful-but-handed-everything-on-a-silver-platter people. He doesn't trust anyone in this world but you. You've been born into royalty, baby. You know it. Now you just gotta be thankful and wear the crown.
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Post by Loki on Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:28 am

For those of you who have never seen The Aristocrat, I strongly recommend it if you are looking for a good laugh. You really have to witness another comedian say the joke to understand the dynamics of it, but needless to say, it is all about shock value.

Although this isn't exactly a quote per se, but there is no other way to go about involving a mime in this thread.

(I was somewhat concerned about clip's content *shrug* but it is on youtube.)

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Post by Hello Danger on Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:32 am

That...by far...may have been the most disturbing 1 min and 30 seconds of my 22 years. Laughing
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Post by LunarScorpio on Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:25 pm

"Sharing is a nice gesture.
Stupid...but nice."

-Reese's Commercial (hehe)
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Post by Guest on Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:33 am

"Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time. "

-Megan Fox

.... seriously, WTF?

Edit: It gets better!

“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

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Post by Kail DeWraith on Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:16 am

Misery... WTF! Girls don't poop! Especially Megan Fox! I call bullshit on that last quote you lying...lying....lying...bastard
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Post by Guest on Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:18 am

Oh no my friend, and there are more, so many more horrible quotes. Megan Fox looks hot, but... how shall we say, "The wheel is turning, but the hamster's dead."

I have the proooooof!

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Post by Kail DeWraith on Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:43 am

Ssssshhhh-shush! Quiet time! No more talk... Just silence... Because silence is fucking golden!

And I still don't believe you (I know shes a retard but with those eyes, lips...everything... she doesn't have to be smart...)
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Post by Guest on Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:45 am

Kail DeWraith wrote:Ssssshhhh-shush! Quiet time! No more talk... Just silence... Because silence is fucking golden!

And I still don't believe you (I know shes a retard but with those eyes, lips...everything... she doesn't have to be smart...)

Dude, at that point you might as well just get yourself a Real Doll and be done with it. *LOL* Brains are critically important, and I don't mean that as a euphemism.

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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:46 am

That makes me feel good about myself.

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Post by Inerio on Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:45 pm

You know, I don't feel as if the Megan Fox quotes are that bad. I've seen worse. But, she does have nasty ass toe thumbs.

Quotes:
Myself: You don't have to be mainstream to be popular. Look at Emilie Autumn, she's a model for Manic Panic, A musical prodigey, and runs her own clothing line. Not to mention her fans worship the ground she walks on.
Zack: Isn't that called selling out?
Myself: Did you know of Emilie Autumn before I mentioned her?
Zack.....Touche.

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Post by Angel White on Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:58 pm

"My dear boy, the people who love only once in their lives are really the shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination. Faithfulness is to the emotional life what consistency is to the life of the intellect--simply a confession of failure." -The Picture of Dorian Gray

But he was too good to be thoroughly unhappy long. He didn't pray for Catherine's soul to haunt him: Time brought resignation, and a melancholy sweeter than common joy. He recalled her memory with ardent, tender love, and hopeful aspiring to the better world, where, he doubted not, she was gone.-Wuthering Heights

Somewhere over the darkened curve of the world the sun and moon were pulling, and the film of water on the earth planet was held, bulging slightly on one side while the solid core turned. The great wave of the tide moved further along the island and the water lifted. Softly, surrounded by a fringe of inquisitive bright creatures, itself a silver shape beneath the steadfast constellations, his dead body moved out toward the open sea.-The Warrior Scarlet

I realize I have picked a rather morbid choice of quotes, but they, to me, are beautiful ways of describing death, a thing we are all afraid of and criminalize when death in itself can be a lovely thing.

That is not to say, however, that I am looking forward to dying anytime soon, but quotes do make me feel slightly better about it.
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Re: Favorite Quotes!

Post by Kathryn Lacey on Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:15 pm

There's no rule that says the quotes have to be humorous.

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Post by Fluff on Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:48 pm

No specific rule, no, but it's a good thing to remember that if you post a funny quote, people will be laughing with you, whereas if you post a serious quote, people will be laughing at you.

By "people" I mean Me, which I realize is a bit of an oxymoron. Heh, Ox-y Moron. Kinda like Kathryn! *ducks*
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Post by Kathryn Lacey on Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:55 pm

You're a douche-bag, Fuzzy. I'm sorry to say it, but it's far too true not to mention it because it seems you haven't quite embraced it.

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Post by Fluff on Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:59 pm

Oh, I'm way past being a douchebag. I'm a full-blown asshole.

Haha, blown. As in Eternity. *rimshot*
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Post by Eternity on Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:12 pm

You know, my insult-senses were tingling.

Blown, love?
Yes. Blown, as in what you'll never be

Favored quote:

"If you can't beat them, get two bottles of water, a steel chair, a roll of barbed wire, duct tape, and sit them next to a wall socket and prepare for fun."
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