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Post by Mojave Wanderer on Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:13 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover. This band was soon killed by the alligators who wanted to eliminate the competition so that they could become famous teen pop stars for real. Eventually, this lover of pups
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Post by Red_Wolf on Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:27 am

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover. This band was soon killed by the alligators who wanted to eliminate the competition so that they could become famous teen pop stars for real. Eventually, this lover of pups decapitated his ninja foe with
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Post by Gadreille on Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:05 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover. This band was soon killed by the alligators who wanted to eliminate the competition so that they could become famous teen pop stars for real. Eventually, this lover of pups decapitated his ninja foe with a horribly mutated hairball of epic proportions which flew into
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Post by Dax on Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:25 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover. This band was soon killed by the alligators who wanted to eliminate the competition so that they could become famous teen pop stars for real. Eventually, this lover of pups decapitated his ninja foe with a horribly mutated hairball of epic proportions which flew into the house on Drury lane.
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Post by Red_Wolf on Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:57 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover. This band was soon killed by the alligators who wanted to eliminate the competition so that they could become famous teen pop stars for real. Eventually, this lover of pups decapitated his ninja foe with a horribly mutated hairball of epic proportions which flew into the house on Drury lane. This lover of pups then
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