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Post by Fate Flyer on Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:05 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together,

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Post by Hisoka on Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:54 am

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land
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Post by Mojave Wanderer on Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:06 am

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with
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Post by Gadreille on Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:44 am

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously
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Post by Mojave Wanderer on Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:57 am

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies
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Post by Gadreille on Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:18 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they
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Post by Fate Flyer on Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:23 am

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla.

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Post by Hisoka on Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:22 am

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them
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Post by Gadreille on Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:25 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups.
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Post by Mojave Wanderer on Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:12 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt
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Post by Hisoka on Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:14 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member.
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Post by Gadreille on Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:39 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran
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Post by Hisoka on Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:02 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well...
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There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well
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Post by Gadreille on Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:11 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the
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Post by Hisoka on Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:37 am

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute...
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Post by Dio the Awesome on Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:29 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators.


*Dio shows up to ruin the story. :p*
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Post by Hisoka on Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:14 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop
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Post by Mojave Wanderer on Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:09 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups
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Post by Gadreille on Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:08 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover.
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Post by Mojave Wanderer on Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:18 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover. This band was soon killed
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Post by Gadreille on Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:27 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover. This band was soon killed by the alligators who wanted
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Post by Hisoka on Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:53 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover. This band was soon killed by the alligators who wanted to eliminate the competition so
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Post by Gadreille on Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:58 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover. This band was soon killed by the alligators who wanted to eliminate the competition so that they could become famous
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Post by Hisoka on Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:39 pm

There once was a ninja with a shiny yellow unicycle that ran over a frog. "Bark, bark," went the frog as the tire rolled over. She, the frog was not very pleased that her apples were strewn about the ninja's single tire that was also melting the apples into a primordial soup, giving birth to a slew of zombie kittens. These zombie kittens hated the apples because their flesh was apple scented with a hint of Oprah Winfrey perfume. The kittens then went on a frisky feminine feline frenzy for little licks of lucky charms. The ninja tossed shurikens toward Naruto and his gang, but they all died of stupidity. With that out of the way, the Ninja recruited the zombie kittens who were now bent on complete world domination. Surviving on lucky charms and hopefully an upcoming paragraph break, the kittens ate Hisoka because Hisoka killed the story earlier.

Then, the paragraph break appeared with the fabled candy ninja! The kittens were overjoyed to find sweeties in their pocketses! The kittens then devoured the candy ninja, because he's Irish. And now the kittens shall continue on their quest to rid the world of all teen pop bands so that real musicians can dominate the airwaves, but without Ryan Seacrest. After completing their quest, the kittens shall kick it with furrtastic celebrities, like Keyboard Cat. " Red Bull for all" they screamed at the bartender who decided that he would give everyone a shot of vodka because Red Bull is unhealthy. At least, so they thought. It turned out to be a magical formula that gave wings to anyone who had a miniature or missing brain.

Wings were sprouting all over the kittens, who took flight after being told not to. The ninja followed so that he could finally discover the weaknesses of their enemies. Together, they flew to the land of the giant pink gorilla. The gorilla was upset with his coconuts, which had spontaneously turned into evil demon puppies with six gangly toes each. The kittens knew that they had to help the gorilla. And yet one of them felt a deep affection for the six-toed demon spawn pups. The kittens began their attempt to kill this unworthy member. The lover of pups ran as fast as it could right into impossible huge..well... it was a huge well that ran endlessly into the into a land of...cute... anthropomorphic athiest alien anteater-alligators. Then an annoying teen pop-popped out of nowhere to harm the lover of pups along with his pup lover. This band was soon killed by the alligators who wanted to eliminate the competition so that they could become famous teen pop stars for real.
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