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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Inerio on Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:02 pm

It's okay. I'll just sleep with the SWAT so they let me go. Yup, whoring around always works.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Rendition on Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:52 pm

Luckily, I forgot it was opposite day and I popped her in the face with a 9 iron.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Kaito on Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:41 pm

uh.. interesting. Luckily I know how to use a rope and a ballgag. Maybe she even likes it... :/


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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Gunneh on Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:46 pm

If I die, at least I'll die happy. Now gimme that cake!

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Kaito on Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:51 pm

I put on my wizard cape and hat and move on.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Kaislynn on Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:40 pm

call ghost busters!

you have a burning desire to step in the shower with your hair dryer
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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Inerio on Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:57 am

So I go into the shower with the hair dryer. The electric current gives me super powers, and I use that to finally kill that bastard Chuck Norris. Yeah, you heard me. I killed him.

You wake up, naked, in the middle of a very crowded mall. If that isn't bad enough, there's an army of ninjas after you.
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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Loki on Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:26 am

I become world renown for single handedly defeating an army of ninjas completely naked. Then move on to conquer Japan single handedly, again in the buff, just to prove my point.

Upon waking up after a long night of partying (with subsequent blacking out) you are hung-over, completely naked with nothing but a party hat on your head, and half a liter of Jack. Oh yeah, you also find yourself drifting alone in a life raft in the middle of the ocean with nothing but miles of water all around you.
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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Kaito on Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:28 pm

Luckily, I've seen enough episodes of macgyver, so I use the party hat, the jack, some pubic hair and a nearby fish to create a signal rocket, which I fire into the sky and a nearby search and rescue helicopter will pick me up. Lucky as I am, there are only women in the chopper (some of which attended the same party as I...) and so I have a fun flight back.

You wake up to the sound of your alarm clock and find that you need to go to work. What do you do? D:
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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Inerio on Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:32 pm

I hit the snooze button and go back to sleep. While I'm sleeping a bomb goes off in the building and everybody dies. Good thing I didn't go to work.

You find yourself on an island which a bunch of natives who think that cooking you into a stew and eating you is a damn good idea. How do you handle the situation?
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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Loki on Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:24 pm

I use the magical spell that is cellphone ringer which causes them to bow under my power and worship me as a god of technology. I then teach them how to build a giant solar powered microwave oven to cook the next person that comes along.

You are that next person.
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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Inerio on Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:22 pm

Well, I'd fly away on my helicopter, duh. And, you can't come with me.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Dio the Awesome on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:38 am

I know it, so I won't ruin it for other people.

Clearly, the room is an invention made by the capitalist pigs designed to enslave and chain the proletariat. The quickest way to get out of the room, is to first topple the government through violent revolution. Only then can the walls be taken down under the peoples control and direction.

Then a few years later, we rebuild the walls, and put someone else inside of them. That'll show 'em.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Inerio on Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:43 pm

I fly out on my helicopter, duh. . . XD Wow, this is going to be come my default answer!

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Loki on Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:46 pm

Sell it on ebay and become a multi-millionaire overnight.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Dio the Awesome on Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:56 pm

I fap.

*fapfapfapfap*

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Inerio on Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:02 pm

Well, that wouldn't happen seeing as all I have are MP3s and my DVDs have been kept in a cage due to bad behavior.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Dio the Awesome on Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:04 pm

Scream like a woman (which I can, due to the gender bending I just went through) until a handsome protagonist saves me just in the nick of time.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Gunneh on Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:20 pm

I make a deal with the devil OR switch to AOL. After all, they're nealy the same thing.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Dio the Awesome on Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:30 pm

Since I'm in my chair, I take the few precious seconds of time that I have to jump and grab onto the ceiling fan. From there I spin at an incredible velocity, and release at just the right moment to propel myself through a window, and away to safety.

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You're in a dark dank dungeon. The fortifications have been abandoned years ago, but evil creatures now lurk these halls. There are rumors of a vast treasure somewhere within these walls. What do you do?
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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Loki on Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:26 am

Assemble a team including a rogue, cleric, monk, fighter, and mage while I don my full plate and adventure deep into the ruins.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Gadreille on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:25 pm

Turn the local Dreyer's factory into a giant fortress and hoard weapons and food while playing the "how many have you killed?" game.

A giant earthquake splits your home in half and little demons crawl out of the crevice.
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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Inerio on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:27 pm

I'd sew their mouths shut, dress in them in the outfits I've sewn and force them to partake in Victorian style tea parties where we would discuss petty gossip and laugh arrogantly. . . Well, I would considering they can't laugh anymore.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Sky Harper on Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:54 pm

Invite him out from under the bed, and submit his entry to Extreme Makeover.


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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Chimerical on Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:10 am

Track down my twin, tie them up, and drag them back to the Church to prove myself innocent.

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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Kaito on Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:13 pm

kick their asses, durr.
If they're not a 40 man party, they can't possibly think they can win.

You just found out that your stepmother is coming for a visit and will arrive shortly. You realize that the swinger party in your flat will not be over too soon. To make it all the worse, you're tied up. Naked. And while the general folks attending the party are having their fun with you, you wonder why there is a bomb lying on your couch, ticking. What do you do?
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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by Chimerical on Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:32 pm

Turn into slime, slither out, and turn everyone in the room into nothingness. Then turn more humanoid, get dressed, and clean everything up with the speed of a tornado. 'Cause I'm just that good.

You're falling off a cliff that your 'buddy' just pushed you off. What do you do?
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Re: The Absurdity Game

Post by UnfortunateBountyHunter on Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:50 pm

Luckily, you have a radio transmitter with several buttons. you hit the "call for ride" button and a huge helicopter rises up out of nowhere! Grinning, you hit the "Guns,guns,guns" button


You are playing at a rock concert when your Guitar Peripheral explodes! Oh Noes!
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