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Post by Attie on Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:30 am

Hope this hasn't been done yet:

You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You... Just like a wild time in Vegas. >.>

Person 1: Has just posted waking up next to Someone.

Next Person: (having just woken up next to the person above them) Well, aren't you going to make me breakfast in bed, now?



I suppose that makes me the first person. Wonder who I'm waking up to?
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Kalon Ordona II on Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:49 am

*looks around*
*points to self?*
*grins*

Well hello... Very Happy
Honeymoon time! xD
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Post by Eternity on Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:23 am

*Wakes up and looks around quietly, then points to Kalon*

Bed. Now. *claps hands twice*
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Gunneh on Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:51 am

Who's up for round two? Wink
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Sunwolf007 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:05 pm

[looks around at the hotel room] OH GOD I WAS WAY TO DRUNK LAST NIGHT!

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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Ominous Flare on Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:49 pm

Huh.

Hey, what you doing in the bed? Get back to the kitchen where you belong.
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Post by Silvan Arrow on Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:57 pm

(Oh my gosh, this game has "rolling on the floor laughing hysterically" written all over it.)

*looks around and rubs sleep out of eyes* O.O WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY BEDROOM!!! *notices dragon avatar* Aaagh! It's gonna eat me!!!

*faints from shock*
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Post by Sunwolf007 on Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:26 pm

[wakes up and goes to get a glass of water] My brain hurts... [downs two glasses of water before noticing that there is someone else in the same bed] [sighs] I really got to stop drinking on the plane. [notices wedding ring on his hand] Not again!

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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Hello Danger on Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:06 pm

:: Yawns, and stretches ::

"Bond, James Bond." :: winks ::

:: rolls back over ::
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Post by Gadreille on Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:57 pm

-_-

Bloody PIRATES!
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Cypher on Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:42 pm

[Wakes up, rolls off the side of the bed] ... Goddamn mystics.
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Sighlent on Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:46 pm

Oh shit...my husband is going to kill me!

-Looks to Cypher-

Who are you again?
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Guilty Carrion on Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:07 pm

*sits up*

Odd. This room is bigger than mine...nor do I remember scattering roses in my bed...nor do I remember chains...or whips...or a distinct lack of pants?

*glances over*

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY PANTS?!

*shakes*
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Silvan Arrow on Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:18 pm

*yawns and sits up* What's with all these roses? *glances over at the other person in the bed and notices wedding ring on finger* HOLY CRAP! WHO SPIKED MY DRINK LAST NIGHT?!
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Loki on Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:34 pm

*Wakes up*

*Hits the snooze*

*Wakes up*

*Hits the snooze*

*Wakes up*

*Hits the snooze*

*Wakes up and is finally awake enough to recall some of the events of the night before*

*Looks over*


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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Attie on Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:12 am

Well, Loki darling... If the rumors about you are true, and age means experience... I hope I didn't regret last night ;]
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Guest on Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:11 am

*Wakes up and rubs eyes* *looks around*

"Eeeh...Attie what are you doing in m-"

*Looks around some more*

"Ehmm....wedding ring, hotel room, Attie. Time for honeymoon, ne?"

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Post by Sunwolf007 on Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:30 am

[wakes up and realizes he is pant-less] What in the would?

[thinks about the last thing he remembers which is the red wings wining game 7 and him ordering shots.] Crap. [is reminded of the line from the Hangover "We do dumb shit when we're fucked up" which makes him chuckle. This noise causes the person next to him to move.]

AHH! What the hell!? [jumps out of the bed and then realizes that they are both wearing a wedding ring. Modestly covering himself due to being pant-less. By now he knows where the court buildings are.]

Hey ummm. So after breakfast what do you say about annulling this thing? I got to be in a bar before 9 to catch the next hockey game.

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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Silvan Arrow on Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:23 pm

*wakes up and realizes she is naked* *yanks sheets up to cover herself* Since when do I sleep in the nude?

*notices the other occupant in the bed and that they are both wearing wedding rings* *puts the pieces together* Awww man...you mean I blacked out on my wedding night? I wanted to actually remember my first time!
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Guilty Carrion on Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:15 pm

*Yawns*

*Pauses and glances over*

Who the..?

*notices wedding bands*

Well...I suppose there's only one logical course of action here.

*clears throat*
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

*lights fade*

You just been roll'd, babeh. HOOHA!
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Attie on Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:17 pm

[Wakes up angrily to not just the sound of someone singing, BUT SOMEONE RICK ROLLING HER ON HER HONEYMOON!]

[In rage, the woman gets up screaming,] WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM? WHY ARE YOU RICKROLLING ME? THAT JOKE.. IT"S TOO FAR! YOU STALKER!

[Notices the rings]

[Cries]

Oh shit. I'm married to Rick Roll. -.-
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Post by World Traveler on Mon May 17, 2010 8:24 pm

*hears his morning wake up call from the main lobby*

*Gets up starts to change and get ready for a morning work out*

*Sees beautiful woman sleeping in the bed and feels confused and somewhat helpless*

*While silently putting socks on sees the ring and almost falls over. Thankful catching myself with the bedpost.*

"What the... o damn...." Looks at girl. "Well alright then"

*Kisses*
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Silvan Arrow on Tue May 18, 2010 12:53 am

*Wakes up to someone kissing her*

*Very confused* "What the...? Who are...?" *Looks down and notices wedding ring on finger*

*Grins* "Well now, I suppose I could get used to waking up like this..."
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Post by Guest on Tue May 18, 2010 5:56 am

"Get used to what?" *opens her eyes*
"Wait a minute, who are you? And what are you d-" *stops and stares at the woman's ring.*
"Don't tell me that is a wedding ring... Shoot. We're illegal in some states." *laughs*

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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Hisoka on Tue May 18, 2010 11:39 am

* Wakes up to the sound of laughter*

" I swear to God Jerry if you drew another...." * Notices another person next to them then looks down for a few seconds.* " Damn she is still here." * Notices ring on finger*" What the....no no no...this is just some nightmare. No way I'd throw away my single lifestyle." * Begins Hyperventilating*
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Eternity on Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:29 am

Begins to part thine eyes and spots a shape beneath the sheets. Turning slowly, I examine such. Yes, yes... Indeed.... Mhm... Comes with full equipment!


SCORE!
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Sighlent on Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:44 am

-Slaps Eternity's ass- Hey babe, go make me a sammich! Nao! -Pauses-

Don't worry about putting your clothes back on either. ;D
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Shadow Moonseye on Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:51 am

*leans against the wall*

Sighlent?

Well, look at this--like sneaking into the Captain's quarters. Heavy risk...

But the prize.

Wink
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Re: You Wake Up Married To The Person Above You...

Post by Guilty Carrion on Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:01 am

*groans and sits up*

Dammit woman! It is far too early for you to be...*blinks*...doing whatever the hell it is you're doing. Now be quiet!

*grumbles*

Bloody Vegas weddings...
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Post by Silvan Arrow on Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:08 am

*groans and wakes up to the sound of yelling*

Sheesh, it's too early for all the yelling. Shut up... *pulls covers over head and sees another body under the covers*

*wakes up fully*

WHAT?!

*scrambles out from under the covers and sees other person in bed* *notices wedding ring*

I've really gotta stop doing this...
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