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Re: I wish....

Post by Gadreille on Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:19 pm

You get your pencils and paper, but you killed the thread to get it.

I wish to revive this old game.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Kalon Ordona II on Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:26 pm

Great news! The thread is revived! ^^
Too bad it'll die again in three... two...

Wait! I didn't mean it! xD

I wish stuff would be stuff. [/moment of randomness]
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Re: I wish....

Post by Hisoka on Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:40 am

Your wish is granted, you are now a doll in the collection of a Japanese school girl who gets her kicks doing horrible things to dolls.

I wish for something horribly bad, like universe ending bad. And I want popcorn to eat while I watch it.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Gadreille on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:17 pm

Your wish is granted, but you choke on your popcorn and die before the big show even starts.

I wish that Hisoka would stop using ellipses... in Story Time 2! Fear
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Re: I wish....

Post by Hisoka on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:23 pm

Your wish is granted, now I will switch to using leetspeak during Story Time 2.


I wish for it to rain odd objects.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Guilty Carrion on Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:32 am

Your wish is granted. It rains odd objects. Odd pointy, sharp, aiming only for you kinda objects.

I wish I could write more.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Hisoka on Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:12 am

Your wish is granted, you write so much you end up starving to death. Your body is then used in a ritual that ends up bringing about the end of the world. Upon your tombstone some anonymous person writes "thanks for nothing."

I wish for an end to this.
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Post by Guilty Carrion on Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:28 am

Your wish is granted. I lock the thread for three minutes, before getting bored and making a new wish.

I wish for a beginning!
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Post by Kalon Ordona II on Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:10 am

Your wish is granted!

*clang! clang* The blacksmith slaves away on the bellows, trying for the four hundred and seventy-third time to forge a blade worthy enough to be named the Wyrd Swyrd. He fails. Realizing he hasn't the skill, he embarks upon an epic quest to Elfynhyme, to study elvish smithry and forge a blade that can change the world....

Unfortunately, if you write this story, it will become a viral success among second-graders and you will no longer have a life, as your creation will forever dominate your destiny.

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for an ending. xD
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Re: I wish....

Post by Guilty Carrion on Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:49 pm

Your wish is granted!

The Smith facepalms and chuckles to himself. Why is he going to the Elves when he has a Dwarf for a next door neighbor? Dwarves are far superior smiths than the pointy ears. He turns around, gets a few tips and makes his sword.

A potenial epic is ruined. Congrats!

I wish that I don't have to work tommorrow...
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Re: I wish....

Post by Hisoka on Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:12 pm

Your wish is granted, you are fired. This sends you into a deep depression and you end up dying in a back alley as a homeless bum.

I wish for another wish.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Gadreille on Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:25 pm

You get another wish, but it only allows you to swish a dish and wish for fish.

I wish that I had more patience.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Hisoka on Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:52 pm

Your wish is granted, you are turned into a lovely marble statuette. Thus you are granted the patience of a timeless work of art.


I wish Lamenting would reply already.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Moon Ray on Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:53 pm

Your wish is granted. But Lamenting is now invisible, intangible, mute, and leaves no footsteps. It's pretty mysterious.


I wish the weather would hold at a reasonable temperature.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Kate Orchix on Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:05 am

Granted, but the weather takes on a life of its own and starts reasoning with you, driving you to the edge of your insanity as it tries to get you to hold at a reasonable temperature.

I wish to stop being lonely.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Moon Ray on Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:40 am

Granted! You now have me! I'm going to bug you every day for posts in the RP threads, recommendations for music, and I will never stop insisting that you watch all my favorite tv shows -AND ENJOY THEM. We'll start with Farscape, season 1, ep 1.


I wish for a back rub.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Sunwolf007 on Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:27 pm

Granted, but the person giving the back rub is not experienced and accidentally paralyzes you from the neck down.

I wish for a burger!

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Re: I wish....

Post by Moon Ray on Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:53 pm

Granted. Have a vegan burger. No toppings.




I wish for new sneakers.
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Post by Sunwolf007 on Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:23 pm

Granted. The sneakers are made from tissue paper and wont last a few minutes.

I wish I had more booze.

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Re: I wish....

Post by Moon Ray on Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:13 pm

Your wish is granted. The cost is your mouth. No drinking for you.



I wish I had an awesome castle to live in.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Silvan Arrow on Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:19 pm

You get the castle. And then ten thousand orcs from Isengard swarm it, breach the walls, and destroy everything.

I wish I lived in Middle Earth.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Moon Ray on Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:27 am

Granted. You will live in Middle Earth as a liaison between it and here. You will spend all your time giving tours to pimply nerds who either want to make out with an elf, or get in a heroic battle with the forces of darkness.



I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.
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Post by Sunwolf007 on Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:35 pm

Granted. You get a job as a window cleaner and fall off a building edge gravely injuring yourself because you lacked any fear of heights.

I wish I could type better.

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Post by Moon Ray on Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:42 am

You are a wiz at typing. And you will spend the rest of your life doing data input and transcribing notes in a fabric cubicle in some office's basement. Say hello to ruined eyesight and damaged wrists.


I wish I lived on Sesame Street.

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Post by Silvan Arrow on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:17 pm

You have the nicest house on Sesame Street. Unfortunately, you also happen to be on the street where all the characters sing non-stop about the alphabet, friendship, and eating healthy food. I'm talking all day and all night. Say goodbye to peace, quiet, sanity, and sleep.

I wish I had more data for my thesis.
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Post by Sunwolf007 on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:21 pm

Granted. Unfortunately all the data you gain is corrupted or in some way unusable.

I wish I could swim with the dolphins.

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Post by Silvan Arrow on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:32 pm

Granted. You're swimming in a tropical lagoon with a pod of adorable dolphins. But then the dolphins mistake you for a shark and attack you.

I wish to never get sick again.
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Post by Moon Ray on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:54 pm

Granted. You are healthy forever! In fact your hair follicles are so healthy that you look like a yeti. You can't work anywhere that requires client interaction, and your significant other drops you like a hairy potato. Summer is coming on, you sweat something awful. You get fleas. And the circus already has a bearded lady -so they don't want you. You consider moving to the Alps to live as a proper Yeti, but they don't have internet.



I wish I never had to sleep.
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Re: I wish....

Post by Silvan Arrow on Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:01 pm

(Hahahahahahaha! As awful as that sounds, I'm also laughing my head off!)

Granted! No more sleep for you! You have all the free time in the world to learn new languages, take night classes at colleges around the world, and get a bunch of new degrees. Then you realize you also start get a craving for blood, spend your nights hunting furry little forest animals, and sneak into your boyfriend's house at night to watch him sleep. Oh yeah, and you sparkle in the sun. Welcome to the world of Twilight, my dear.

I wish I weren't so gullible. (I have a feeling someone is going to have fun warping this wish.)
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Post by Moon Ray on Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:17 pm

(Twilight vampires have a good deal I guess. I'll trade a few stalker tendencies to live it up all night long. *gets mobbed by pack of preteen to middle-aged women* Noooooo....)

Granted. You no longer fall for people's pranks or ribbing ...and then you realize that was the only reason people kept you around in the first place. You're too smart; boys no longer believe they have a chance with you and they don't talk to you. Girls find you overly suspicious when you can call them on all their double talk. Your father is depressed now that you see him as he really is. Your teachers hate you because you NEVER SHUT UP during their lessons. Politicians ignore all the issues you value because they know it's hopeless to pander in your direction. Mystery writers wish you would jump off a bridge. You never have another surprise birthday party. Your kid grows up to need therapy. You dye your hair blonde and spend the rest of your life purposely walking on top of banana peels, desperately trying to convince anyone that you're a fun person.



I wish I was not rhythm deficient.
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